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“If you can’t be natural,” she said.
“If I were natural,” said Ronald, with a deep breath, “I should ask you
to marry me—when I’ve got on and have a good position. Will you?”
“Well, come, Ronnie,” said Mornice, who was used to protestations of
love but a stranger to proposals of marriage; “it’s a sporting offer,
isn’t it?”
“Do you take it, then?”
She bit her pretty little mouth into all manner of tantalising and
absurd shapes.
“Well, I’d like to have it by me to think about and enjoy all by my
lonesome.”
“You want me to go away? I will!”
“Norrabit! You stop. I’ll let you know some day. The matter shall have
our serious consideration,” she added, and laughed provokingly.
He got up and stood beside her.
“Morny, it’s awfully difficult to stop without wanting to—to——”
“Yes?”
“To kiss you.”
“Well,” said Mornice, “and what’s to prevent you, please?”
“You might not like it.”
“But I’m certain I should.”
She pouted up into his face, and he kissed her, and she kissed him—and
very proper, too.
There is a deal too much nonsense talked about kissing; it should be
encouraged, for all that bacteriologists say to the contrary. Reliable
young people, with properly ordered minds, ought to kiss each other far
more frequently than they do. It is a delightful, frank and wholesome
pastime—and does any amount of good all round. Of course, if you are a
prude and attach an absurd significance to a kiss, there is no more to
be said, and it is your own look-out and your own loss. But if you take
it as a seal of good fellowship, and expression of the youthfulness that
sings in every decent heart, however old, it is right and good and
proper. Besides, no one will mind, that way. They will slap you on the
back and say you are a jolly good fellow, and she’s a dear, sweet,
natural girl, and your wife will kiss your own particular pal’s husband,
and she will snuggle none the less close to you on that account, nor
will you press his hand with any the less warmth. If we abandoned
kissing the people we don’t want to kiss, and only gave our caresses to
the ones we do, the world would be an ever so much jollier little globe
to live upon.
Ronald was in a very glorified frame of mind when he came down the road,
and, seeing him, Mrs. Montmorency rose from her fourth cherry-brandy and
debouched from the confectioner’s.
“I believe I have the pleasure of speaking to Mr. Knight,” she said.
He raised his hat.
“Yes,” he said; “but forgive me if I——”
“I am Mrs. Montmorency. You were kind enough to recommend me to my
present guests.”
“Ah, yes! So I did.”
“It was so kind of you, and I wish to say how grateful I am.”
“Oh, not at all—delighted! Good afternoon!” For Ronald was very happy
with his thoughts.
“I am stepping your way, Mr. Knight, and if you don’t mind, we’ll walk
together.”
What could he do but acquiesce?
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