The Old Chelsea Bun-House: A Tale of the Last CenturyManning, Anne
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The Old Chelsea Bun-House: A Tale of the Last Century
Manning, Anne
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
"Nay, you will coddle me too much--you have made me too luxurious
a Fellow already. You don't suppose I had all these Vagaries in
_Shoreditch_, do you? I want to be there again, though!--I long to
return to my poor People; only, I don't know that my Voice is yet
strong enough, either for Preaching or Reading. I must make Trial of
it, Mrs. _Patty_; I must begin by small Degrees. I was thinking, that
if you happened to be by yourselves this Evening, it might not be
unagreeable to you for me to come down and read to you all for a little
While--just for Practice."
"By ourselves, Sir?--My _Father_ may or may not be at Home; we are
unlikely to have any one else; and I am sure your Plan will be a very
delightful one to ourselves."
"Very well; we will wait till the Time comes, then, to see if it be
convenient. You are all well this Morning, I hope? Your _Mother_, and
_Sister_, and Mrs. _Gatty_?"
"All well, I kindly thank you, Sir.--I hear myself called ... I believe
I am wanted in the Shop."
I made use of the first spare Moment, to run and place the Foot-stool
and Cushion under the Elms, and then returned to my Post behind the
Counter. In the course of the Afternoon, enters Mr. _Caryl_, who
salutes me with easy Urbanity.
"Good Morning, Ma'am," says he; "pray, is Mr. _Fenwick_ within?"
"I believe, Sir, he is sitting under the Elms in our little
Pleasure-Ground," said I; "I will show you the Way."
"There's no Need; I know it already," says he. "Pray, don't trouble
yourself."
However, I knew what were Manners.
"Ha!" said he, as we passed through the Parlour, which happened to be
vacant, "what a pleasant Evening we had in this Room last Night, and
how funnily it ended!--Pray, Ma'am, has the Gentleman yet found his
five Senses?"
And I saw he was brimful of Mirth, that was ready to explode at the
merest Word.
"Sir," said I, "allow me to say that you did not know where the Gift of
that Speech lay last Night. My _Father_ had presented my _Mother_ with
a Group of Porcelain Figures, representing the Five Senses, which she,
in her Care for them, had put away."
"Was that all?" cried he, his Countenance immediately changing. "Oh, I
see!--aye, aye--How absurd my Blunder was! Upon my Word, Ma'am, I beg
your Pardon for having been so unmannerly. Shocking! shameful!"
Here we came upon Mr. _Fenwick_, who finding himself exposed to a
chill Current of Air under the Elms, had got under the Shelter of the
House, where my _Father_ had set up a pretty enough rustical Seat, just
outside of our Dairy Wire-Lattice. Hence it came to pass that I, being
presently engaged in seeing the Afternoon Milk brought in, heard a good
deal of what passed between the two Gentlemen, whether I would or no.
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