English fiction -- 19th century; Walker, Robert, 1710-1802
air of a country schoolmaster, with more scholars than fees, taking the
air on a half-holiday. This respectable personage was (as I said) gazing
steadfastly at the OLD CHURCH CLOCK, over the battlements of the bridge:
he had his own watch in his hand, of ample size and antique appearance;
and I saw that he was going to regulate its time by that of the venerable
old time-teller in the tower of the Collegiate Church. Knowing that at
that moment the Old Church clock was not, as they say “quite right,” (for
friend PETER CLARE is sometimes much more attentive to the accuracy of
his own external appearance, than to the correctness of those measurers
of time, which her majesty’s subjects have committed to his regulation,)
I could not resist the inclination to caution one, whom I almost
considered an old acquaintance, against being led into error, by setting
his own watch to a clock which was at least five minutes behind the hour.
“My friend,” said I, (taking out my own watch at the same time, to give
some force to my words,) “that clock is six minutes too slow.” “It may
be so, sir,” said he, looking at me quite in the way that I had looked at
him, viz. as an old acquaintance, “it may be so, but I always set my
watch by that clock, every week, whether it be right or wrong!”
“Indeed!” exclaimed I, “that seems a strange fancy.” “It may be so,”
said he, “and perhaps it is. But, sir, I know that clock of old; five
and forty years I have gone by it, and it has never led me far wrong yet.
It has saved me some good thrashings, and more hard money; to say nothing
of better things it has done for me. It is now the oldest friend I have
in Manchester, and I keep up my acquaintance with it, by setting my watch
by it every Saturday; and, with GOD’s blessing, so long as I live in
Manchester, (and it is very likely, now, that I may live here till I
die,) I will set my watch by that clock, be it right or wrong!” There
was a mixture of joke and earnest in the old man’s manner, as he said
this, like one who feels that what he says seriously may yet be open to
ridicule; and I could not help replying, in a tone somewhat similar to
his own—“Well, I never heard so much said in favour of the Old Church
clock before! As we are walking in the same direction, perhaps you will
give me some particulars as to your acquaintance with that old clock, and
of the good which you have had out of it.”
“It will be rather a long story, sir: but I am getting to an age when it
is a pleasure to me to tell long stories, especially about myself—I have
little else to do.”
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