The Old DominionJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Old Dominion
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Southampton Insurrection, 1831 -- Fiction
This was rather unpleasant; but it could not be helped, and I only
made one attempt to escape the unsought-for companionship: "I have no
buggy with me," I said, laughing. "I go on horseback; but I'll take
you up behind me if you like."
"Oh, no," answered he, "I have a double-seated drotsky here, and as
pretty a pair of little tits as ever were driven. I will drive you
over, and we will take your broken-headed man Zed behind, to look
after the traps. Come, let us go and make ready." And he quitted the
room.
I followed, venturing but one more look at Bessy, and in about half an
hour we were rolling rapidly along towards the house of Mr. Byles.
After we had entered upon the high road, Mr. Wheatley turned towards
me with a smile, saying, "Do you know why I come with you?"
"No, indeed," I answered, "unless it be to dine with your old friend
Mr. Byles."
"No, indeed," returned Mr. Wheatley, with one of his short laughs; "I
never saw bold Billy but twice in my life. I came to take care of
you."
"You are really very considerate, Mr. Wheatley," I said drily.
"Very gallant, you mean," rejoined my companion. "You must know there
is a young lady, with the most beautiful hair, and eyes, and teeth,
and lips in the world, and the prettiest foot and ankle, and the most
charming little hand, who has got it into her dear little head, that
Sir Richard Conway is going to fight some giant or some windmill, and
was diplomatizing with me all last night to see if I could not, or
would not, tell her all about it, imagining that I had come up to be
your second. Now as I was convinced she was in the right--ladies
always are right in everything--and knowing that Billy Byles is not
the safest man in the world to trust in such matters, I determined to
go over with you to act as a sort of moderator."
"I am much obliged to you," I answered, a little mortified, "and much
obliged to my sweet Cousin Bessy for the interest she takes in me. But
I must say, my good friend, this is altogether a little irregular,
according to our notions on the other side of the Atlantic; ladies
there do not meddle with such matters, nor friends either, except when
they are invited."
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