The Old DominionJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Old Dominion
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Southampton Insurrection, 1831 -- Fiction
"Pray, my dear Sir Richard," interrogated Mr. Wheatley, "do not you,
who are clearly a man of the world, fall into the great error of your
countrymen, and fancy you can carry England about with you wherever
you go? When you are in your own room, with nothing but your trunk,
you can be as English as you please; but the moment you are brought in
contact with Virginians, you must be Virginian to a certain extent. We
manage these little affairs of honour quite differently here and in
Great Britain. There, you are obliged to sneak about as if you were
going to steal something, breathe no syllable of the matter to
anybody, except the choice friend, and seek out some lonely spot on a
common, where you can see for ten miles round, for fear you should be
interrupted by the police. Now here, the constable of the township
would load your pistols for you, and keep the ground clear. The first
thing a man does when he is called out is to say to his wife, 'Mary,
my dear, I am going to fight Jack Robertson to-morrow. I wish you
would look that the lock of my rifle goes easy.' 'I'll look to that,'
answers Mary; 'and I'll cut you up some patches. What time would you
like the carriage, love? Don't ride on horseback; you know it always
shakes your hand.'"
I could not help laughing at this description, delivered with capital
mimicry of the male and female voices in the colloquy; but I replied,
"It would seem all ladies do not take it so quietly, from what you
tell me of Miss Davenport."
"Oh, that's quite a different case," said Mr. Wheatley, with a merry
glance of the eye. "She is not your wife yet, you know. She has no
chance of being an interesting widow, whose husband was killed in a
duel. But, joking apart, for I see you wince, Miss Davenport has cause
to dislike duels. Her father was killed in a duel by a dear friend and
near connection, all in consequence of a confounded mistake; and his
death was followed by a long train of law-suits and misfortunes, quite
sufficient to give her a horror of the pleasant little practice of
being shot at without pay. By the way, I don't think she knows
one-half of her own history, poor girl!" he added, in a meditative
tone; "if she did, it might make some difference."
His words, from the manner in which they were spoken, seemed to me to
have more significance than appeared upon the surface; but I had other
things to think of, and the next moment he rambled on in his usual
way, saying,--
"Now don't be surprised, and don't show any irritation, if you find a
dozen or two people on the ground, black and white. It is just as
likely as not; and mind, if they chance to get in the line of fire,
shoot a white man, and not a black. A white man's life here is worth
nothing; a black man is worth from nine hundred to a thousand dollars.
We are a commercial people, and always take a business-like view of
these transactions. Pray when is this pigeon-shooting to come off?"
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