The Old DominionJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Old Dominion
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Southampton Insurrection, 1831 -- Fiction
He proceeded to ask a great number of questions, but I cut him short,
saying, "You must excuse me, my good friend, for keeping up some of my
Old English prejudices here, while you and I are alone together. From
me you shall hear none of the particulars, though I dare say Mr. Byles
will tell you all about it. With us, it is a matter of etiquette for a
principal in such an affair to talk about it to no one but his
second."
"Oh, very well," he answered; "perhaps you are right. In my part of
the country, I mean the part where I was born, they carry matters
further than even you do in England, for they won't let us fight at
all, and send a man to the penitentiary for asking his friend to take
a morning's walk with him. In fact, the three great distinctions
between the North and South are these. In the South, they fight duels
whenever they can; have slaves for their servants; and grow tobacco
and cotton. In New England, they never fight if they can help it; are
slaves to their own servants, and make wooden clocks and wooden
nutmegs."
Probably one could not have had a more serviceable or amusing
companion, when going about a disagreeable piece of business, than Mr.
Wheatley. There was a lightness, or, to use a vulgar expression, a
devil-may-carishness about his conversation which imperceptibly led
one away from serious views, even of a serious business; and when I
got out of his carriage, at the door of Mr. Byles's house, I could
have fired a pistol at an antagonist without half the hesitation and
remorse which I should have felt an hour before.
The house of Mr. Byles was very different from any gentleman's
dwelling I had yet seen in Virginia, and was indeed an ornamented sort
of cottage--the reality of that whereof we see many imitations in
Great Britain. It was all upon one floor--unless indeed there were
rooms for the servants upstairs, which I do not know--and parlours,
dining-room, bedrooms, &c, stretched out in a confused sort of
labyrinth, which I did not attempt to penetrate any further than I was
led by others. An enormous swarm of little black boys, with one
respectable elderly gentleman of the same colour, were all ready to
receive us: and, by the way in which they climbed into Mr. Wheatley's
carriage, seized upon all the loose articles it contained, and carried
them off, Heaven knows whither, they put me in mind of the little
hairy savages, which boarded the ship of Sinbad the sailor, during one
of his marvellous voyages. None of them seemed to know anything about
their master, however. It was a thing recognized and understood, that
whoever came to the house was to make himself comfortable--that the
house would contain any possible number, and that all that was in it
was at the disposal of the guests.
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