The Old DominionJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Old Dominion
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Southampton Insurrection, 1831 -- Fiction
"Yes, I see him," answered I, "the man carrying the sucking pig, you
mean?"
"Pardon me; that is not a sucking pig," answered Mr. Wheatley; "that
is _helotice_, a possum--_anglice_, an opossum; no bad dish let me
tell you, and one of which the negroes are very fond. But this is not
the season for them. After the persimons are ripe, they get
exceedingly fat and tender."
"And what are persimons?" I asked.
"A sort of wild fruit," he answered, "in shape somewhat like a plum,
and in taste like an apricot, of which the opossum is exceedingly
fond. But suffer not yourself to be deceived by the wags up the
country; for the Virginians are exceedingly fond of practical jokes.
Now the persimon may look perfectly ripe and tempting to the eye; but
till it is touched by the frost, soot and vinegar are honey and
Falernian to it. Neither, if you have an abhorrence, as I have, of
middle-aged pigs, suffer yourself to be tempted to eat an animal they
call here a shoat--a name I am convinced they have invented to cover
the abomination they are offering you. However, give me pen and ink,
and I will write these letters for you. I would give you more good
advice, but every one must buy his own experience in some degree, and
the best council I can give you, as to all men in a strange country,
is, 'keep your eyes open, and do as you see others do.'"
I thought this very good advice; for what I might call the
technicalities of any society are soon learned, and the pedantries of
society are not worth learning. In Russia, every man, from the prince
to the peasant, eats with his knife. In England, to do so is almost a
social crime; and yet, where in reality is the misdemeanor? Nothing
can be really and essentially vulgar that is not disgusting or
offensive to others. The best-bred Turk eats with his fingers; but he
takes care to wash his hands before he begins and after he has ended.
Perhaps he is really more cleanly than the man who eats with a fork
when he does not know whether it has been washed or not.
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