Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Single women -- Fiction
I am an only child. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, and
although there was no royal crest on it, yet no princess could be more
comfortable in the purple than I was in the ordinary trappings of
babyhood. From the cradle upwards I was surrounded with love and luxury.
My pet name "Princess" fitted me like a glove. I was the autocrat of the
nursery and my power scarce diminished when I rose to the drawing-room.
My parents were very obedient and did not even conceal from me that I
was beautiful. In short they did their best to spoil me, though I cannot
admit that they succeeded. I lost them both before I was sixteen. My
poor mother died first and my poor father followed within a week;
whether from grief or from a cold caught through standing bareheaded in
the churchyard, or from employing the same doctor, I cannot precisely
determine.
After the usual period of sorrow, I began to pick up a bit and to go out
under the care of my duenna, a faded flower of the aristocracy whose
declining years my guardian had soothed by quartering her on me. She was
a gentle old spinster, the seventh daughter of a penniless peer, and
although she has seen hard times and has almost been reduced to
marriage, yet she has scant respect for my ten thousand a year. She has
never lost the sense of condescension in living with me, and would be
horrified to hear she is in receipt of a salary. It is to this sense of
superiority on her part that I owe a good deal of the liberty I enjoy
under her régime. She does not expect in me that rigid obedience to
venerable forms and conventions which she prescribes for herself; she
regards it as a privilege of the higher gentlewoman to be bound hand and
foot by fashionable etiquette, and so long as my liberty does not
degenerate into license I am welcome to as much as I please of it. She
has continued to call me "Princess," finding doubtless some faint
reverberation of pleasure in the magnificent syllables. I should add
that her name is the Honorable Miss Primpole and that she is not afraid
of the butler.
Our town-house was situated in Portman Square and my parents tenanted it
during the season. There is nothing very poetic about the Square,
perhaps, not even in the summer, when the garden is in bloom, yet it was
here that I first learnt to love. This dull parallelogram was the
birthplace of a passion as spiritual and intangible as ever thrilled
maiden's heart. I fell in love with a Voice.
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