Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Single women -- Fiction
I did my best to be the fairest sight the travellers should have seen in
all the world.
The Honorable Miss Primpole started when she saw me. "What have you been
doing to yourself, Princess?" she said. "You're lovelier than I ever
dreamed."
And indeed the crisis had lent a flush to my cheek and a flash to my eye
which I would not willingly repay. My bosom rose and fell with
excitement. In half an hour I should be in my Saga-hero's arms! I went
down to the ground-floor front and seated myself at the open window and
gazed at the Square and the fiery streaks of sunset in the sky. The
Honorable Miss Primpole lay upon an ottoman, less excited. Every now and
again she asked,
"Do you see anything, Princess?"
"Nothing," I answered.
Of course she did not take my answer literally. Several times cabs and
carriages rattled past the window, but with no visible intention of
drawing up. Duskier, duskier grew the September evening, as I sat
peering into the twilight.
"Do you see anything, Princess?"
"Nothing."
A moment after a hansom came dashing into sight--a head protruded from
it. I uttered a cry and leant forward, straining my eyes. Captain
Athelstan. Yes! No! No! Yes! No! _No!_ Will it be believed that (such is
the heart of woman) I felt a sensation of relief on finding the issue
still postponed? For in the moment when the Captain seemed to flash upon
my vision--it was borne in upon me like a chilling blast that I had lost
my Voice. Never would that glorious music swell for me as I sat alone
with my husband in the gloaming.
The streaks of sunset faded into gray ashes.
"Do you see anything, Princess?"
"Nothing."
Even as I spoke I heard the gallop of hoofs in the quiet Square, and,
half paralyzed by the unexpected vision, I saw Lord Arthur dashing
furiously up on horseback--Lord Arthur, bronzed and bearded and
travel-stained, but Lord Arthur beyond a doubt. He took off his hat and
waved it frantically in the air when he caught sight of my white figure,
with the white rose of promise nestling in my hair. My poor Saga-hero!
[Illustration: _At the winning Post._]
He reined in his beautiful steed before my window and commenced his
proposal breathlessly.
"_W-w-w_----"
Even Mr. Gladstone, if he had been racing as madly as Lord Arthur might
well have been flustered in his speech. The poor singer could not get
out the first word, try as he would. At last it came out like a
soda-water cork and '_you_' with it. But at the '_be_' there was--O dire
to tell!--another stoppage.
"_B-b-b-b-b_----"
"Fire! Fire! Hooray!" The dull roar of an advancing crowd burst suddenly
upon our ears, mingled with the piercing exultation of small boys. The
thunderous clatter of the fire-engine seemed to rock the soil of the
Square.
But neither of us took eyes off the other.
"_Be!_" It was out at last. The end was near. In another second I should
say "Yes."
"Fire! Fire!" shrieked the small boys.
"_M-m-m-y_----"
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