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Your lordship might give me a poem in exchange," concluded the
_Moon_-man conceitedly. "An advance quote from your next volume, say."
"Very well," and the peer good-naturedly began to recite the first fytte
of an old English romance.
Ye white moon sailed o'er ye dark-blue vault,
And safely steered mid ye fleet of starres,
And threw down smiles to ye antient salt,
While Venus flyrtede with wynkynge Mars.
Along ye sea-washed slipperie slabbes
Ye whelkes were stretchynge their weary limbs,
While prior to going to bedde ye crabbes
Were softlie chaunting their evenynge hymnes."
At this point a sudden shock threw both bards off their feet, inverting
them in a manner most disagreeable to the _Moon_-man. While they were
dropping into poetry, the balloon had been dropping into a wood, and the
aeronaut had thrown his grapnel into the branches of a tree.
"What's the matter?" they cried.
"Change here for London!" said the Herr, phlegmatically, "unless you
want to go mit me to Calais. In five more minutes I shall be crossing de
Channel."
"No, no, put us down," said the _Moon_-man. "I never _could_ cross the
Channel. Oh, when are they going to make that tunnel?" Thereupon he
lowered himself into the tree, and Lord Silverdale followed his example.
[Illustration: _Coming Down from the Clouds._]
"_Guten nacht!_" said the Herr. "Folkestone should be someveres about.
Fordunately, de moon is out, and you may be able to find it!"
"I say!" shrieked the _Moon_-man, as the balloon began to free itself on
its upward flight, "How far off is it?"
"I vill not be--_was heist es?_--interviewed. _Guten nacht._"
Soon the great sphere was no bigger than a star in the heavens.
"This is a nice go," said the _Moon_-man, when they had climbed down.
"Oh, don't trouble. I know the Southeast coast well. There is sure to be
a town within a four mile radius."
"Then let us take a hansom," said the _Moon_-man.
"Wilkins, are you--I mean you are--losing your head," said Lord
Silverdale. And linking the interviewer's arm in his, he fared forth
into the darkness.
"Do you know what I thought," said Wilkins, as they undressed in the
lonely roadside inn (for ballooning makes us acquainted with strange
bedfellows), "when I was sliding down the trunk with you on the branches
above?"
"No--what did you--I mean you did think what?"
"Well, I'm a bit superstitious, and I saw in the situation a forecast of
my future. That tree typifies my genealogical tree, for when I have
grown rich and prosperous by my trade, there will be a peer perched
somewhere on the upper branches. Debrett will discover him."
"Indeed I hope so," said the peer fervently, "for in the happy time when
you shall have retired from business you will be able to make Diana
happy."
CHAPTER VII.
THE IDYL OF TREPOLPEN.
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