Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Single women -- Fiction
He saw what she meant now. She had been reading the modern works on
genius and insanity.
"Ah, you think me mad!" he cried.
"Mad--when you love me?" she said, with a melancholy smile.
"You know what I mean. You think that 'great wits to madness nearly are
allied,' that sane as I appear, there is in me a hidden vein of madness.
And yet, if anything, the generalization connecting genius with insanity
is more unsound than that connecting it with domestic infelicity. It
would require a genius to really prove such a connection, and as he
would, on his own theory, be a lunatic, what becomes of his theory?"
"Your argument involves a fallacy," replied Ellaline quietly. "It does
not follow that if a man is a lunatic everything he says or does has the
taint of madness. A genius who held that genius meant insanity might be
sane just on this one point."
"Or insane just on the one point. Seriously, Ellaline," said John
Beveridge, beginning to lose his temper, "you don't mean to say that you
believe that genius is really 'a psychical neurosis of the epileptoid
order.' If you do you must be mad yourself, that's all I can say."
"Of course I should have to admit I am mad myself if I held the theory
that genius meant insanity. But I don't."
"You don't!" he said, staring blankly at her. "You don't believe I'm
insane, and you don't believe I'll make a bad husband--I should be
insane if I did, my sweet little Ellaline. And you still wish to cry
off?"
"I must."
"Then you no longer love me!"
"Oh, I beg of you, do not say that! You do not know how hard it is for
me to give you up--do not make our parting harder."
"Ellaline, in heaven's name vex me no further. What is this terrible
mystery? Why can you no longer think of me?"
"If you only thought of me a little you would guess. But men are so
selfish. If it were only you that had genius the thing would be simple.
But you forget that I, too----" She paused; a little modest blush
completed the sentence.
"Yes, I know you are a genius, my rare Ellaline. But what then?" he
cried. "I only love you the more for it."
"Yes, but if we marry," said Ellaline, "we two geniuses, look what will
happen."
He stared at her afresh--she met his gaze unflinchingly. "What new
scientific bogie have you been conjuring up." he murmured.
"Oh, I wish you would drive science out of your head," she replied
pettishly. "What have I to do with science? Really, if you go on so
stupidly I shall believe you're not a genius after all."
"And then you will marry me?" he said eagerly.
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