The Old Man of the Sea: Ship's Company, Part 11.Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Old Man of the Sea: Ship's Company, Part 11.
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
"We must be as careful as we can," said Mr. Wright, hastily. "One thing
is they can't leave the shop to go out much. It's a very good little
business, and it ought to be all right for me and Bella one of these
days, eh?"
Mr. Kemp, prompted by a nudge in the ribs, assented. "It's wonderful how
they took it all in about me," he said; "but I feel certain in my own
mind that I ought to chuck some money about."
"Tell 'em of the money you have chucked about," said Mr. Wright. "It'll
do just as well, and come a good deal cheaper. And you had better go
round alone to-morrow evening. It'll look better. Just go in for
another one of their sixpenny cigars."
Mr. Kemp obeyed, and the following evening, after sitting a little while
chatting in the shop, was invited into the parlour, where, mindful of Mr.
Wright's instructions, he held his listeners enthralled by tales of past
expenditure. A tip of fifty pounds to his bedroom steward coming over
was characterized by Mrs. Bradshaw as extravagant.
"Seems to be going all right," said Mr. Wright, as the old man made his
report; "but be careful; don't go overdoing it."
Mr. Kemp nodded. "I can turn 'em round my little finger," he said.
"You'll have Bella all to yourself to-morrow evening."
Mr. Wright flushed. "How did you manage that?" he inquired. "It's the
first time she has ever been out with me alone."
"She ain't coming out," said Mr. Kemp. "She's going to stay at home and
mind the shop; it's the mother what's coming out. Going to spend the
evening with me!"
Mr. Wright frowned. "What did you do that for?" he demanded, hotly.
"I didn't do it," said Mr. Kemp, equably; "they done it. The old lady
says that, just for once in her life, she wants to see how it feels to
spend money like water."
"<i>Money like water!</i>" repeated the horrified Mr. Wright. "Money like--
I'll 'money' her--I'll----"
"It don't matter to me," said Mr. Kemp. "I can have a headache or a
chill, or something of that sort, if you like. I don't want to go. It's
no pleasure to me."
"What will it cost?" demanded Mr. Wright, pacing up and down the room.
The rich uncle made a calculation. "She wants to go to a place called
the Empire," he said, slowly, "and have something for supper, and there'd
be cabs and things. I dessay it would cost a couple o' pounds, and it
might be more. But I'd just as soon ave' a chill--just."
Mr. Wright groaned, and after talking of Mrs. Bradshaw as though she were
already his mother-in-law, produced the money. His instructions as to
economy lasted almost up to the moment when he stood with Bella outside
the shop on the following evening and watched the couple go off.
"It's wonderful how well they get on together," said Bella, as they
re-entered the shop and passed into the parlour. "I've never seen mother
take to anybody so quick as she has to him."
"I hope you like him, too," said Mr. Wright.
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