Domestic fiction; Sisters -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
It is true that the cutting-out room was almost Mr. Povey's sanctum,
whither he retired from time to time to cut out suits of clothes and
odd garments for the tailoring department. It is true that the
tailoring department flourished with orders, employing several tailors
who crossed legs in their own homes, and that appointments were
continually being made with customers for trying-on in that room. But
these considerations did not affect Mrs. Baines's attitude of
disapproval.
"I'm just cutting out that suit for the minister," said Mr. Povey.
The Reverend Mr. Murley, superintendent of the Wesleyan Methodist
circuit, called on Mr. Baines every week. On a recent visit Mr. Baines
had remarked that the parson's coat was ageing into green, and had
commanded that a new suit should be built and presented to Mr. Murley.
Mr. Murley, who had a genuine mediaeval passion for souls, and who
spent his money and health freely in gratifying the passion, had
accepted the offer strictly on behalf of Christ, and had carefully
explained to Mr. Povey Christ's use for multifarious pockets.
"I see you are," said Mrs. Baines tartly. "But that's no reason why you
should be without a coat--and in this cold room too. You with
toothache!"
The fact was that Mr. Povey always doffed his coat when cutting out.
Instead of a coat he wore a tape-measure.
"My tooth doesn't hurt me," said he, sheepishly, dropping the great
scissors and picking up a cake of chalk.
"Fiddlesticks!" said Mrs. Baines.
This exclamation shocked Mr. Povey. It was not unknown on the lips of
Mrs. Baines, but she usually reserved it for members of her own sex.
Mr. Povey could not recall that she had ever applied it to any
statement of his. "What's the matter with the woman?" he thought. The
redness of her face did not help him to answer the question, for her
face was always red after the operations of Friday in the kitchen.
"You men are all alike," Mrs. Baines continued. "The very thought of
the dentist's cures you. Why don't you go in at once to Mr. Critchlow
and have it out--like a man?"
Mr. Critchlow extracted teeth, and his shop sign said "Bone-setter and
chemist." But Mr. Povey had his views.
"I make no account of Mr. Critchlow as a dentist," said he.
"Then for goodness' sake go up to Oulsnam's."
"When? I can't very well go now, and to-morrow is Saturday."
"Why can't you go now?"
"Well, of course, I COULD go now," he admitted.
"Let me advise you to go, then, and don't come back with that tooth in
your head. I shall be having you laid up next. Show some pluck, do!"
"Oh! pluck--!" he protested, hurt.
At that moment Constance came down the passage singing.
"Constance, my pet!" Mrs. Baines called.
"Yes, mother." She put her head into the room. "Oh!" Mr. Povey was
assuming his coat.
"Mr. Povey is going to the dentist's."
"Yes, I'm going at once," Mr. Povey confirmed.
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