The Olden Time Series, Vol. 1: Curiosities of the Old Lottery: Gleanings Chiefly from Old Newspapers of Boston and Salem, MassachusettsBrooks, Henry M. (Henry Mason)
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The Olden Time Series, Vol. 1: Curiosities of the Old Lottery: Gleanings Chiefly from Old Newspapers of Boston and Salem, Massachusetts
Brooks, Henry M. (Henry Mason)
Lotteries; New England -- Social life and customs
A FRIEND to religion, and one who wishes the memorial of a
certain respectable society may have a happy effect, but a
zealous enemy to lotteries, asked a member of an important
body, the other day, whether he thought the General Court
would grant a Lottery for the purpose of supplying every
person in the eastern part of the Commonwealth with a bible,
who is unable to purchase one, and for the pay of a
missionary.--Let not the serious reader frown, as that member
did; for if there is nothing contained in that sacred book
which can be thought opposed to this method of gambling,
neither the one nor the other can give a substantial reason
why, in the present rage for lotteries, the people should not
be indulged in raising money in the way most agreeable to
their humour.
PERSOLUS.
_Columbian Centinel,_ Feb. 26, 1791.
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_MRS. CLARK AFLOAT._
In the Ship Ann Maria arrived at New-Haven the following wax
passengers, viz. King George III, _Bonaparte,_ Washington,
_Jefferson,_ Hamilton, _Burr,_ Hillhouse, _Madison,_
Pickering, _Giles_ and _Mrs. Mary Ann Clark._ The
Custom-House officers made prisoners of all these passengers
for violating the Non-Importation Act, but being proved that
they were of East-Haven manufacture and unconscious of crime,
we are happy to hear they have been all liberated. King
George III. was taken in such bad company as is a sufficient
proof that he is _crazy._ Napoleon undoubtedly rejoiced when
he beheld the faithful execution in our waters, of his
continental system. Washington and Hamilton were glad that
they were in their graves, before their country had been
plunged so deeply in disgrace. Had not Pickering and
Hillhouse been indeed made of _wax,_ they would have thrown
Bonaparte and Jefferson overboard and given them the freedom
of the Seas. If the custom-house officers had kept possession
of Poor Madison, they could never have obtained much money
for him, as he now is a sorry _figure,_ since he has been
scalped and tomahawked by Smith. Burr, the democratic
vice-president and traitor, who has now gone home to France,
ought to be exhibited for the instruction of the People, in
every village. Giles must have been liable to have been
York-_sheared_ by Mrs. Clark, who, on a July day, when the
weather was at blood heat, must have been in a _melting_ mood
and susceptible of impressions. But he is an advocate of
Non-Intercourse. The officers of the Revenue, notwithstanding
they were in such a _taking_ fit, and had conceived such vain
& high blown hope of the immense wealth they should receive
as the ransom of their Captives, have not half so good a
chance of a _prize_ as those adventurers who will call at
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