The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper CorrespondentBriggs, Emily Edson
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The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper Correspondent
Briggs, Emily Edson
United States -- Politics and government -- 1865-1933; Washington (D.C.) -- History
to the right proportion--a sum which exceeded the President’s yearly
salary the same year. In 1867 it took $35,000; in 1868, $41,784.05,
etc., etc. The figures alone stretch out until the crack of doom. Let
it be understood that such men as that pure statesman Garfield held
the strings of the public purse and helped on these appropriations.
General Garfield is promoted to the Senate; Thurman, the statesman,
remanded to private life.
In 1874 the last of the large appropriations was made, and this
represented $16,925. About this time the Republican party began
to weaken, and with it the innocent taste of lovely flowers. It
must not be understood these vast sums represented the flowers at
so much apiece; but it always happened that the Botanic Garden
was crying for tools, more greenhouses, fertilizers, brick walls,
iron fences, glazing and painting. Its pathways were in a constant
state of eruption; its gates always hanging on broken hinges.
Seneca stone was constantly giving out and always in peremptory
demand. The substantial fences were always going out of fashion and
needed to be replaced as often as a woman’s headgear. The call for
“tubs, pots, packing materials, labels, seeds, envelopes, grading,
repairing, sewers, horse hire and manure,” ascended to heaven like
the cry of the young ravens for food. Could Garfield, chairman of
the Committee on Appropriations, withstand these demands on the
public funds? During these historic days of fat appropriations
the Woodhull sisterhood attempted to establish a “colony” at the
Capitol. Brisbane, of pneumatic fame, succeeded in getting a
$15,000 appropriation to sustain life whilst he should dig a ditch
from the Capitol to the Government printing office. The colony was
being planted, the ditch was being dug all at the same time, and
extra flowers were needed for the Christian statesmen in Congress
to reclaim the “colony,” or at least make it so fragrant that the
citizens of the District could endure the new innovation sustained
by Congressional influence and protected by the sacrifices of the
Christian statesmen. Flowers in the missionary cause were needed, and
Parson Garfield, chairman of the Committee on Appropriations, stood
at the mouth of the public purse and dealt out the shining thousands
as Aladdin showered the sequins brought him by the genii invoked by
his wonderful lamp. To the credit of a Democratic Congress let it
be recorded that no vast sums have been “appropriated” to keep the
bouquet business in full bloom. If the Confederate brigadiers wear
the “society” bouquet, they pay for them as they do their cigars.
It is declared by those who ought to know that the Botanic Garden
is on the road to swift decay; that it has little or no support,
except from the water which flows from the Congressional baths, and
considering the source, it is astonishing what excellent results have
been achieved. Sam Randall declares that so long as the greenhouses
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