Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space ships -- Fiction
He never finished his denunciation of Biggs. For at that moment
the oncoming Themisites hove within hurling distance--and started
hurling! Only this time it was not, as it had been a short while
before, flowers. This time their expressions of "everlasting peace and
affection" were offered with--_stones, arrows, and spears_!
* * * * *
Well, Hanson's roar of rage threatened to lift the top clean off the
control turret.
"Dastards!" he screamed. "Vandals, murderers and things that rhyme
with what I first called 'em! This is all I'm goin' to take from them
four-legged scoundrels. Call up the men, Sparks! Tell 'em to man the
guns! We're goin' to blast them murderin' skunks from here to Kingdom
Come--"
"Wait, Dad!" pleaded Biggs feverishly. "I think I'm beginning to
understand--faintly. If you'll give me just a little more time--"
"Time your Aunt Nellie! I've done all the delayin' I'm goin' to--"
It was at that moment the telaudio, which I had set to vocode any
message which came in on the Luna circuit, began squawking. It was
faint at first, and sort of garbled, with lots of static, but it
cleared as it went along.
"Lieutenant Lancelot Biggs," it called, "aboard the
_Saturn_--congratulations! You are the father of a fine baby boy!"
"B-b-b-boy!" gasped Biggs. His face turned every color in the spectrum,
and a couple that haven't been invented yet. "A--a boy!"
"_Yippee!_" howled the Old Man, his thoughts of vengeance on the
Themisites temporarily forgotten. "A grandson! I'm a grampaw! _Yippee!_"
"Congratulations, Lanse!" I said. "A boy, eh? Swell! Another Biggs in
space, one of these days--"
"S-s-see if you can get Earth, Sparks," chattered Biggs. "F-f-find out
how Diane is."
"Right!" I snapped. "I'll get at it immediately."
I started for the radio room. But before I had taken two steps the
audio began talking again.
"Lieutenant Lancelot Biggs," it called, "aboard the
_Saturn_--congratulations! You are the father of a fine baby boy!"
My face sort of blanched. I turned to Biggs. "Congratulations," I
offered, "again, Lanse! Golly--_two_ boys!"
Hanson demanded, "Whaddya mean, two boys! That's a repeat message, you
dope!"
Lanse smiled sort of feebly.
"I--I'm afraid not, Dad," he said. "If it were a repeat message,
Marlowe would have said, 'Repeat.' Sparks is right. I--I'm the father
of twins!"
"Well, I'll be darned!" ejaculated the Old Man. Then, rallying, "Twins,
eh? Good! That makes me _two_ grampaws, eh? Fine! I'm twice as gla--"
He stopped, his jaw dropping strickenly. For again Joe Marlowe's voice
was rolling through the control turret.
"Lieutenant Lancelot Biggs," it called, "aboard the
_Saturn_--congratulations! You are the father of a fine baby boy--"
"G-g-gracious!" gasped Biggs, and fell into a chair. "_Triplets!_"
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