The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
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The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
I must say, my boy, that I at first thought the Confederacy was not hit
at all, inasmuch as he only scratched one of his legs and squinted
along his gun; but Villiam soon showed me how exquisitely accurate the
sharpshooter's aim had been.
"The bullet struck him," says Villiam, confidently, "and would have
reached his heart, but for the Bible given him by his mother when he
left home, which arrested its fatal progress. Let us hope," says
Villiam, seriously, "that he will henceforth search the Scriptures, and
be a dutiful son."
I felt the tears spring to my eyes, for I once had a mother myself. I
couldn't help it, my boy--I couldn't help it.
The second shot of the unerring rifleman was aimed at a hapless
contraband, who had been sent out to the end of a gun by the enemy, to
see that the ball did not roll out before the gunner had time to pull
the trigger. Crack! went the deadly weapon of the sharpshooter, and
down went the unhappy African--to his dinner.
"Ah!" says Villiam, skeptically, "do you think you hit him, Ajack?"
"Truelie, stranger," responded the unmoved marksman, sententiously. "He
will die at twenty minutes past three this afternoon."
Sick of this dreadful slaughter, my boy, I turned from the spot with
Villiam, and presently overtook the general of the Mackerel Brigade,
who was seated on a fence by the roadside, trying to knock the cork out
of a bottle with a piece of rock. We saluted, and went on to the camp.
Sharpshooters, my boy, are a source of much pain to hostile gunners,
and if one of them should happen to put a bullet through the head of
navigation, it would certainly cause the tide to fall.
Yours, take-aimiably,
ORPHEUS C. KERR.
LETTER XLIII.
CONCERNING MARTIAL LITERATURE: INTRODUCING A DIDACTIC POEM BY THE
"ARKANSAW TRACT SOCIETY," AND A BIOGRAPHY OF GARIBALDI FOR THE SOLDIER.
WASHINGTON, D.C., May 7th, 1862.
Southern religious literature, my boy, is admirably calculated to
improve the morals of race-courses, and render dog-fights the
instruments of wholesome spiritual culture.
On the person of a high-minded Southern Confederacy captured the other
day by the Mackerel pickets, I found a moral work which had been issued
by the Arkansaw Tract Society for the diffusion of religious thoughts
in the camp, and was much improved by reading it. The pure-minded
Arkansaw chap who got it up, my boy, remarked in pallid print, that
every man "should extract a wholesome moral from everything
whatsomedever," and then went on to say that there was an excellent
moral in the beautiful Arkansaw nursery tale of
THE BEWITCHED TARRIER.
Sam Johnson was a cullud man,
Who lived down in Judee;
He owned a rat tan tarrier
That stood 'bout one foot three;
And the way that critter chawed up rats
Was gorjus for to see.
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