The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
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The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
We fought till red shirts were as plenty
As blackberries, strewing the grass,
And then we fell back for a breathing,
To let Sixty-nine's fellers pass.
Perhaps Sixty-nine didn't peg them,
And give them uncommon cheroots?
Well--I've just got to say, if they didn't
You fellers can smell of my boots!
The Brooklyn Fourteenth was another,
And those Minnesota chaps too;
But the odds were too heavy against us,
And but one thing was left us to do:
We had to make tracks for our quarters,
And finished it up pretty rough;
But if any chap says that they licked us,
I'd just like to polish him off!
With the remembrance of the many heroic souls who sacrificed themselves
for their country that day, I have not the heart, my boy, to continue
the subject. I was routed at about five o'clock in the afternoon, and
fell back on Washington, where I am now receiving my rations. I don't
take the oath with any spirit since then; and a skeleton with nothing
on but a havelock is all that is left of
Yours, emaciatedly,
ORPHEUS C. KERR.
LETTER XI.
GIVING AN EFFECT OF THE NEW BUGLE DRILL IN THE MACKEREL BRIGADE, AND
MAKING SOME NOTE OF THE LATEST IMPROVEMENTS IN ARTILLERY, ETC.
WASHINGTON, D.C., August --, 1861.
The Mackerel Brigade, of which I have the honor to be a member, was
about the worst demoralized of all the brigades that covered themselves
with glory and perspiration at the skrimmage of Bull Run. In the first
place, it never had much morals, and when it came to be demoralized, it
hadn't any; so that ever since the disaster, the peasantry in the
neighborhood of the camp have been in constant mourning for departed
pullets; and one venerable rustic complains that the Mackerel pickets
milk all his cows every night, and come to borrow his churn in the
morning. When one of the colonels heard the venerable rustic make this
accusation, he says to him:
"Would you like to be revenged on the men who milk your animiles?" The
venerable rustic took a chew of tobacco, and says he: "I wouldn't like
anything better." The colonel looked at him sadly for a moment, and
then remarked: "Aged stranger, you are already revenged. The men who
milked your animiles are all from New York, where they had been
accustomed to drink milk composed principally of Croton water. Upon
drinking the pure article furnished by your gentle beastesses, they
were all taken violently sick, and are now lying at the point of
illness, expecting every moment to be their first." The venerable
rustic was so affected by this intelligence, that he immediately went
home in tears.
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