The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
INTRODUCING A POEM BASED UPON AN IDEA THAT IS IN VIOLET--A POEM
FOR WHICH ONE OF THE WOMEN OF AMERICA IS SOLELY RESPONSIBLE 329
LETTER XLVIII.
TREATING CHIEFLY OF A TERRIBLE PANIC WHICH BROKE OUT IN PARIS,
BUT SUBSEQUENTLY PROVED TO BE ONLY A NATURAL EFFECT OF STRATEGY 333
LETTER XLIX.
NOTING THE ARCHITECTURAL EFFECTS OF THE GOTHIC STEED, PEGASUS,
AND DESCRIBING THE MACKEREL BRIGADE'S SANGUINARY ENGAGEMENT WITH
THE RICHMOND REBELS 340
LETTER L.
REMARKING UPON A PECULIARITY OF VIRGINIA, AND DESCRIBING COMMODORE
HEAD'S GREAT NAVAL EXPLOIT ON DUCK LAKE, ETC. 351
LETTER LI.
GIVING DUE PROMINENCE ONCE MORE TO THE CONSERVATIVE ELEMENT, NOTING
A CAT-AND-DOG AFFAIR, AND REPORTING CAPTAIN BOB SHORTY'S FORAGING
EXPEDITION 361
LETTER LII.
DESCRIBING AMONG OTHER THINGS, A SPECIALITY OF CONGRESS, A VENERABLE
POPULAR IDOL, AND THE DIFFICULTIES EXPERIENCED BY CAPTAIN SAMYULE
SA-MITH IN DYING 374
LETTER I.
SHOWING HOW OUR CORRESPONDENT CAME INTO THE WORLD: WITH SOME
PARTICULARS CONCERNING HIS EARLY CHILDHOOD.
WASHINGTON, D.C., March 20th, 1861.
Judge not by appearances, my boy; for appearances are very deceptive,
as the old lady cholerically remarked when one, who was really a virgin
on to forty, blushingly informed her that she was "just twenty-five
this month."
Though you find me in Washington now, I was born of respectable
parents, and gave every indication, in my satchel and apron days, of
coming to something better than this,--much better, my boy.
Slightly northward of the Connecticut river, where a pleasant little
conservative village mediates between two opposition hills, you may
behold the landscape on which my infantile New England eyes first
traced the courses of future railroads.
Near the centre of this village in the valley, my boy, and a little
back from its principal road, stood the residence of my worthy
sire--and a very pretty residence it was. From the frequent addition of
a new upper-room here, a new dormer window there, and an innovating
skylight elsewhere, the roof of the mansion had gradually assumed an
Alpine variety of juts and peaks somewhat confusing to behold. Local
tradition related that, on a certain showery occasion, a streak of
lightning was seen to descend upon that roof, skip vaguely about from
one peak to another, and finally slink ignominiously down the
water-pipe, as though utterly disgusted with its own inability to
determine, where there are so many, which peak it should particularly
perforate.
Years afterwards, my boy, this strange tale was told me by a venerable
chap of the village, and I might have believed it, had he not outraged
the probability of the meteorological narrative with a sequel.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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