The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
It seems scarcely five minutes ago that this vast and otherwise
large country sprung from chaos at the call of Columbus, and
immediately commenced to produce wooden nutmegs for a foreign
shore. It seems but three seconds ago that all this beautiful scene
was a savage wild, and echoed the axe-falls of the sanguinary
pioneer, and the footfalls of the Last of the Mohicans. Now what do
I see before me? A numerous assembly of respectable Dutchmen, and
other Americans, all ready to prove to the world that
"Truth crushed to earth shall rise again,
The immortal ears of jack are hers;
But Sarah languishes in pain
And dyes, amid her worshipers."
I am convinced, fellow-citizens, that the present outrageous war is
no ordinary row, and that it cannot be brought to a successful
termination without some action on the part of the Government. If
to believe that a war cannot rage without being prosecuted, is
abolitionism, then I am an abolitionist; if to believe that a good
article of black ink can be made out of black men, is
republicanism, then I am a republican; but we are all brothers now,
except that fat Dutchman, who has gone to sleep on his drum, and I
pronounce him an accursed secessionist:
"How doth the little busy bee
Improve each shining hour,
And gathers beeswax all the day,
From every opening flower."
Men of America, shall these things longer be?--I address myself
particularly to that artist with the accordeon, who don't
understand a word of English--shall these things longer be? That's
what I want to know. The majestic shade of Washington listens for
an answer, and I intend to send it by mail as soon as I receive it.
Fellow citizens, it can no longer be denied that there is treason
at our very hearthstones. Treason--merciful Heavens!
"Come rest in this bosom, my own little dear,
The Honourable R. M. T. Hunter is here;
I know not, I care not, if jilt's in that heart,
I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art."
And now the question arises, is Morrill's tariff really a benefit
to the country? Gentlemen, it would be unbecoming in me to answer
this question, and you would be incapable of understanding what I
might say on the subject. The present is no time to think about
tariffs: our glorious country is in danger, and there is a tax of
three per cent on all incomes over eight hundred dollars. Let each
man ask himself in Dutch: "Am I prepared to shoulder my musket if I
am drafted, or to procure a reprobate to take my place?" In other
words:
"The minstrel returned from the war,
With insects at large in his hair,
And having a tuneful catarrh,
He sung through his nose to his fair."
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