The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
The gas was still burning brightly. Mr. BOB PETERS had caught sight of
his watch as it was reflected in the mirror, with the hands pointing to
a quarter past Twelve. With great rapidity he grasped the repeater,
stabbed it into his fob, crushed his demoralized hat upon his head,
looked regretfully about the room, turned off the gas, and in another
moment was stealthily groping his way down stairs, toward the front
door. The door yielded to his hand, but no JOCKO was there. "I
suppose," murmured Mr. PETERS to himself, "I suppose the faithful
fellow is praying for me somewhere in the kitchen, with his hands
resting on a jar of sweetmeats. Ah! I ought to be a better man than I
am." With this excellent moral reflection, Mr. BOB PETERS stepped into
the street and faced boldly for the path to freedom; but at the very
first corner his road was barred by two individuals in military caps
and the first stage of intoxication.
"Aryupeters--eters!" said one, who was evidently desirous of having but
a single word with him.
"With a BOB," replied the fugitive sententiously.
"Aw' ri', then," observed the two in chorus, and Mr. PETERS quickly
found himself attended on either side by guardians whose affectionate
manner of monopolizing his arms suggested a civil process of the most
uncivil sort.
"Treachery!" he exclaimed, struggling fiercely. The twain held him
tightly, however, with the strength of tight-uns, and his exertion only
caused them to venture divers pleasant oaths concerning the destiny of
his eyes.
Onward they dragged him, down Broad street and up half a dozen other
streets, until a certain rebel institution was gained. "In with'm,"
said one of his captors; and they hurried him past a sentry and through
a hall into a long, low room, where half a dozen miserable candles
stuck up against the walls revealed a dismal company of over a
hundred--some stretched upon the floor, some standing about, and others
clustered around what appeared to be a cot in one corner.
"Is this the Confederate Congress?" asked the astonished BOB, as his
captors left him, turning the key and adjusting various bolts as they
went out.
"It's LIBBY'S pork-packing-house," answered the prisoner nearest him,
"and you're jugged, I suppose, as a spy."
"Pork-packing!" ejaculated the bewildered BOB. "Why, this is treating
me like a hog."
Several prisoners at once gave in their adhesion to this logical
premise.
"Here's a case of betrayed innocence!" soliloquized Mr. BOB PETERS,
bitterly, "I've trusted to LIBBY, and Libby's taken me in."--
"I'm going to be exchanged, I tell you!"
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