The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
"In that case, my native land, good night," responded the interesting
captive, Byronically; "my incarceration will terminate with an
epitaph--'_Hic Jacet_ ROBERT PETERS. A victim of miss-placed
confidence. He died young'--Jailor, you are affected. Accept a quarter!"
The Cerberus clutched the proffered coin and eyed it with feverish
intensity. It was evidently the first quarter he had seen since the
commencement of his services in that hole. The man's better nature was
touched. "Hist!" he said, drawing Mr. PETERS aside and speaking in a
whisper: "I can no longer conceal the truth. I am a Southern Union man."
It is a beautiful peculiarity of our common nature, _mon ami_, that
crime never sinks so deeply nor perversion spreads so obstinately in
the human soul, but there is still a deeper current of normal rectitude
responsive to the force of currency. That this was known to the
ancients, is evinced by the antique custom of placing coins on the eyes
of the dead, thereby signifying to all concerned that, whatever faults
might have perished with the deceased, _de mortuis nil nisi bonum_.
"Can't I have a room to myself?" asked BOB, after a short pause.
"Follow me," was the response; and he followed the keeper through a
crowd of curious prisoners, up a stair-way against a wall, to a room on
the next floor. The keeper opened the door with a key from one of his
pockets, and led the way into an apartment whose only furniture was a
bed, a ricketty chair and a bit of looking-glass on a shelf.
"I sleep here sometimes myself," said the keeper; "but you shall stay
here for a small rent. Make yourself comfortable."
"Stop a minute," said BOB, as the man turned to leave. "Do you know how
I came to be arrested?"
"I don't know exactly," was the answer; "but I believe you was informed
upon by some woman. Good night. Here's the candle."
The prisoner cast himself upon the bed, as the key grated again in the
lock, and was fast asleep before the poor fellows down stairs had
extinguished their miserable lights.
In the morning the friendly keeper brought him his breakfast,
consisting of a cup of something very much like "sacred soil" after a
heavy rain, two geological biscuits and a copy of the Richmond _Whig_.
"What do you call this stuff?" asked Mr. PETERS, ruefully eyeing the
contents of the cup.
"Coffee," replied the keeper, blandly, "real Mocha."
Mr. PETERS was silent. To call such fluid Mocha was sheer mockery.
The biscuits dispatched and the coffee defied, the captive betook
himself to deep and admiring contemplation of the newspaper; and was
deriving much valuable instruction from an article written to prove how
skilfully and ingeniously the Southern Confederacy had struck a telling
blow at its ruthless invaders by strategetically surrendering Norfolk,
when an early visitor was admitted. Said visitor was a young man
contained in a picturesquely-tattered uniform, with a fatigue cap on
his head and a rusty sword rattling at his heels.
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