The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
It was toward the middle of the week that I went down to Accomac to
attend a great Union meeting there, and it's my private opinion, my
boy, my private opinion, that the human tongue is not without its
province in this war. But before the meeting commenced, and whilst I
was reflecting upon the fact that it was the day on which the Prince of
Wales was to be married, a redeemed contraband saluted me, and says he:
"Mars'r, I hab been made a free man by Mars'r Lincoln, and hab opened a
Refreshment Saloon on de European plan. If you want to dine, sar,
here's my card. My name is Mister Negg."
I looked at the card as he left me, and found it to read thus:--
HAMAN NEGG'S
RESTAURANT.
ICH DIEN OYSTERS IN EVERY STYLE.
There was one thing about this inscription that I did not understand,
and says I to a chap near me:
"See here, my patriotic friend, what does this mean? What kind of
things are Ich Dien Oysters?"
"Oh," says he, obligingly, "you do not understand the Hanoverian
tongue. '_Ich Dien_' is the Prince of Wales' motto, and means '_I
serve_.' The phrase 'Ich Dien Oysters in Every Style' means, 'I serve
oysters in every style.'"
Then it was, my boy, that I saw in Mr. Negg's device the despised
African's testimonial of gratitude to Great Britain for the recent
reaction of anti-slavery sentiment there. A more delicate compliment,
my boy, was never offered to the mother country, who has given us all
at least 290[3] reasons for loving her.
[3] Persons who despise Europe may remember, that, "The 290,"
(supposed to mean, from 290 British Merchants) was the original
name of the rebel pirate "Alabama."
And speaking of redeemed contrabands, reminds me of the new African
hymn, which the more pious colored Americans of South Carolina might
denominate
DE GREAT HALLELUGERUM.
"My mars'r's gwine away to fight
With Mars'r Linkum's horde,
An' now dis chile's at libaty
To dance an' bress de Lord.
Dar's no more swearin' round de house
When missus cut up bad;
Dar's no more kickin' niggers' shins,
And, darfor', I is glad.
"When mars'r take his horse to go,
He kindly say to me:
'I hab such confidence in you,
I leab you all, you see;
Of all de niggers round de place,
I trust to you alone.'
By golly! dat's what mars'r say
To eb'ry nig he own!
"'Now if dem Bobumlitionists
Should kill me dead,' says he,
'I hab instruct your missus kind
To set you niggers free.'
But mars'r say dat bery same
Wheneber he get sick,
And bressed Jesus wrastle him
To make him holy quick.
"'Dem Yankees, dam um all,' says he,
'Am comin' down to steal
You niggers, and to sell you then
For Cuba cochineal.
De Suvern chiverly,' says he,
'Am fightin' jist fo' you.'
Now mars'r swearum when he lie,
And, darfor', dat wont do!
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