The Outdoor Chums on a Houseboat; Or, The Rivals of the MississippiAllen, Quincy
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The Outdoor Chums on a Houseboat; Or, The Rivals of the Mississippi
Allen, Quincy
Houseboats -- Juvenile fiction; Mississippi River -- Juvenile fiction
“Depend on it, Ellis,” he said, with cutting coldness, “that if ever I
am forced into fighting in a crowd where you figure, I’ve got something
to give you that’s been hanging fire a long time; in fact, ever since
you knocked down that half-witted Bailey boy, and bruised his face
because he said something you didn’t just like. When I heard of it I
said to myself that some fine day, if the chance comes, I’m going to pay
that debt back. If you think that time has come now, all right. Bluff,
you oughtn’t to be in this game, because you’ve never done anything to
irritate his lordship. They may let you out, perhaps.”
“Let me out!” roared the impulsive Bluff; “and leave you here alone with
the whole bunch of cowards? I’d like to see them do it, that’s all! And
what’s more, right now I want to give solemn warning that the first move
any fellow makes toward laying so much as the tip of his finger on you,
Frank, bang goes this gun!”
Bluff looked the part to the life. He was mad clear through, and the way
he swung that menacing weapon of his, first toward Oswald, who ducked,
and then covering one of the others, who turned as white as a sheet,
told the story.
Frank, who knew that the gun was quite destitute of a single charge,
since Bluff had been even then on the way to have it mended, could
hardly keep from laughing outright. But then, how were those fellows to
know anything like that?
“Here, hold on with that blunderbuss!” exclaimed Oswald; and small
wonder that there was a suspicious quiver to his voice, for Bluff
certainly looked equal to doing all he threatened so wildly.
“It was all a joke, see!” cried Ellis; and then as the gun swung again
so that it began to point toward him, unable to stand the strain any
longer, he dropped on his hands and knees, and crawled under the table.
Frank knew that nothing was to be feared any longer.
“I’ll trouble you to unlock that door,” he said, wheeling on the
astonished young man from St. Paul, who had been witnessing these
things, without having a word to say, the smile dying out of his face.
“Oh! sure, just as you say,” mumbled the other, hastening to comply;
“queer how some people don’t seem able to take a joke at all.”
“Yes, it looks like that, perhaps,” returned Frank, severely; “but only
for my chum here happening to bring his gun along, we might be having a
parrot and monkey time of it right now. Step to one side, or I might rub
up against you in passing. Come on, Bluff, you did it for them that
time, sure enough.”
With that Frank stepped outside, and Bluff quickly followed. Hardly had
the latter gotten free from the cabin than he turned, and “broke” his
gun, to show the disgusted conspirators it was quite empty, and that
they had been hoodwinked by his quick wit.
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