The party then proceeded on their way to the cadi, but they had not gone
many yards, when the papouche-maker whispered to Yussuf, "Most valiant
and powerful sir, I quarrelled with my wife last night, on account of
her unreasonable jealousy. I did pronounce the divorce, but there was
no one to hear it. If we slept together once more, she would be
pacified. Therefore, most humane sir, I entreat you to interfere."
"Was there no witness?" inquired Yussuf.
"None, good sir," replied the man, slipping five dirhems into the hand
of Yussuf.
"Then I decide that there is no divorce," replied Yussuf, pocketing the
money; "and therefore you are no debtor. Woman, come hither. It
appears that there was no divorce--so says your husband--and you have no
witness to prove it. You are therefore no creditor. Go to your
husband, and walk home with him; he is not much of a husband, to be
sure, but still he must be cheap at the three dirhems which you have
paid me. God be with you. Such is my decree."
The woman, who had already repented of her divorce, was glad to return,
and with many compliments, they took their leave of him. "By Allah!"
exclaimed Yussuf, "but this is good. I will live and die an officer of
the law." So saying he returned home for his basket, purchased his
provisions and wine, and lighting up his house, passed the evening in
carousing and singing as before.
While Yussuf was thus employed, the caliph was desirous of ascertaining
the effect of the new decree, relative to the baths. "Giaffar," said
he, "I wonder whether I have succeeded in making that wine-bibber go to
bed supperless? Come, let us pay him a visit."
"For the sake of Islam, O caliph," replied Giaffar, "let us forbear to
trifle with that crack-brained drunkard any more. Already has Allah
delivered us out of his hands. What may we not expect if he is hungry
and desolate?"
"Your wisdom never grows less," replied the caliph "those are the words
of truth: nevertheless, I must go and see the madman once more."
Giaffar, not being able to prevail, prepared the dresses; and they,
accompanied by Mesrour, again sallied forth by the private gate of the
seraglio. Once more were they surprised at witnessing the same
illumination of the house, and one of the jalousies having burst open
with the wind, they perceived the shadow of Yussuf, reflected on the
wall, his beard wagging over his kabobs, and a cup of wine in his hand.
"Who is there?" cried Yussuf, when Giaffar, at the command of the
caliph, knocked at the door.
"Your friends, dear Yussuf--your friends, the Moussul merchants. Peace
be with you."
"But it's neither peace nor welcome to you, you owls," replied Yussuf,
walking out into the verandah. "By Allah! if you do not walk away, and
that quickly, I shall come down to you with my bone-polisher."
"Indeed, friend Yussuf;" replied Giaffar, "we have but two words to say
to you."
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