"Our plan's this, Mr. Droop," she said, "an' I hope you'll agree. We
want to have you take us to the North Pole and unwind about six years.
That'll take us back before the World's Fair in Chicago, when I was
eighteen years old, an' we can see fer ourselves how it feels to be
livin' backward an' growin' younger instead of older every minute."
"But what's the good of that?" Droop asked, querulously. "I ain't goin'
to do it jest fer fun. I'm growin' too old to waste time that way. My
plan was to make money with all them inventions."
"Well, an' why can't ye?" she replied, coaxingly. "There's that X-ray
invention, now. Why couldn't you show that at the World's Fair an' get a
patent fer it?"
"I don't understand that business," he replied, sharply. "Besides I
can't get one o' them X-ray machines--they cost a heap."
This was a blow to Phoebe's plan and she fell silent, thinking deeply.
She had foreseen that Droop would take only a mercenary view of the
matter and had relied upon the X-ray to provide him with a motive. But
if he refused this, what was she to do?
Suddenly her face lighted up.
"I've got it!" she cried. "You know those movin' picture boxes ye see
down to Keene, where ye turn a handle and a lot of photograph cards fly
along like rufflin' the leaves of a book. Why, it just makes things look
alive, Mr. Droop. I'm sure those weren't thought of six years ago.
They're span spinter new. Why won't they do?"
"I ain't got one o' those either," Droop grumbled. "I've got a kodak
an' a graphophone an' a lot o' Milliken's cough syrup with the
recipe----"
"Why there!" cried Phoebe, exultantly. "Milliken's cough syrup is only
four years old, ain't it?"
Droop did not reply, but his silence was a virtual assent.
"The's a mint o' money in that--you know there is, Mr. Droop," she
urged. "Why, I guess Mr. Milliken must have two or three millions,
hasn't he?"
Rebecca returned at this moment and seated herself on the haircloth
settle, nodding silently to Droop.
"What's about Mr. Milliken's money, Phoebe?" she asked.
"Why Mr. Droop says the X-ray is no good because it costs a heap and he
hasn't got a machine fer it--an' I was tellin' him that Milliken's cough
syrup was just as good--for that wasn't invented six years ago, an'----"
"Phoebe Wise, what do you mean!" exclaimed Rebecca. "Why, it would be
jest like robbery to take Mr. Milliken's syrup, an' palm it off as Mr.
Droop's. I'm surprised at ye!"
This attack upon the ethical plane struck Phoebe speechless. She
blushed and stammered, but had no reply to make. The seeming defeat
really concealed a victory, however, for it instantly converted
Copernicus into an ally.
"You don't understand the thing, Cousin Rebecca," he said, gently but
firmly. "Ye see ef we go six years back, it'll be a time when Mr.
Milliken hadn't ever thought of his cough syrup. How could we be
robbin' him of somethin' he hasn't got?"
Rebecca looked confused for a moment, but was not to be so easily
convinced.
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