"Might ha' known," he muttered, and started around the house, where he
found a side door half hidden beneath the projection of an upper story.
Here his efforts were rewarded at last by the appearance of a very old
woman in a peaked hat and coif, apparently on the point of going out.
"Looks like a witch in the story-books," he thought, but his spoken
comment was more polite.
"Good-mornin', ma'am," he said. "Would you be so kind as to tell me the
name of this town?"
"This be Newington," she replied, in a high, cracked voice.
"Newington," he replied, with a nod and a smile intended to express
complete enlightenment. "Ah, yes--Newington. Quite a town!"
"Is that all you'd be askin', young man?" said the old woman, a little
suspiciously, eying his strange garb.
"Why, yes--no--that is, can you tell me how far it is to London?" This
was the only English city of which he had any knowledge, so he naturally
sought to identify his locality by reference to it.
"Lunnun," said the woman. "Oh, it'll be a matter of a mile or better!"
Droop was startled, but highly pleased. Here was luck indeed.
"Thank you, ma'am," he said. "Good-mornin'," and with a cheerful nod, he
made off.
The fact is that this information opened up a new field of enterprise
and hope. At once there leaped into his mind an improved revival of his
original plan. If he could have made a fortune with his great inventions
in 1876, what might he not accomplish by the same means in 1598! He
pictured to himself the delight of the ancient worthies when they heard
the rag-time airs and minstrel jokes produced by his phonograph.
"By hockey!" he exclaimed, in irrepressible delight, "I'll make their
gol darned eyes pop out!"
As he marched up and down in the deserted garden, hidden by the friendly
brick wall, he bitterly regretted that he had limited himself to so few
modern inventions.
"Ef I'd only known I was comin' this fur back!" he exclaimed, as he
talked to himself that he might feel less lonely. "Ef I'd only known, I
could hev brought a heap of other things jest's well as not. Might hev
taught 'em 'bout telegraphin' an' telephones. Could ha' given 'em
steam-engines an' parlor matches. By ginger!" he exclaimed, "I b'lieve
I've got some parlor matches. Great Jehosaphat! Won't I get rich!"
But at this a new difficulty presented itself to his mind. He foresaw no
trouble in procuring patents for his inventions, but how about the
capital for their exploitation? Presumably this was quite as necessary
here in England as it would have been in America in 1876. Unfortunately,
his original plan was impossible of fulfilment. Rebecca had failed him
as a capitalist. Besides, she and Phoebe had both completely
disappeared.
It was long before he saw his way out of this difficulty, but by dint of
persistent pondering he finally lit upon a plan.
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