HOW would Willie like to go To the land of Thus-and-So? Everything is proper there: All the children comb their hair Smoother than the fur of cats, Or the nap of high silk hats: Every face is clean and white As a lily washed in light; Never vaguest soil or speck Found on forehead, throat or neck; Every little crimpled ear, In and out, as pure and clear As the cherry blossom's blow In the land of Thus-and-So. "Little boys that never fall Down the stairs or cry at all, Doing nothing to repent, Watchful and obedient; Never hungry, nor in haste. Tidy shoestrings always laced; Never button rudely torn From its fellows all unworn; Knickerbockers always new, Ribbon tie, and collar, too; Little watches, worn like men, Only always half-past ten: Just precisely right, you know, For the land of Thus-and-So! "And the little babies there Give no one the slightest care; Nurse has not a thing to do But be happy and say 'Boo!' While mamma just nods, and knows Nothing but to doze and doze; Never litter round the grate; Never lunch or dinner late; Never any household din Peals without or rings within, Baby coos nor laughing calls, On the stairs, or through the halls: Just great Hushes to and fro Pace the land of Thus-and-So! "O the land of Thus-and-So! Isn't it delightful, though?" "Yes," lisped Willie, answering me Somewhat slow and doubtfully: "Must be awful nice, but I Rather wait till by and by 'Fore I go there; may be when I be dead I'll go there then: But"--the troubled little face Closer pressed in my embrace: "Le's don't never ever go To the land of Thus-and-So!" J. W. RILEY. AT THE CLOCK TINKER'S. AS we were clearing out the attic last spring we came across an old clock; one of those old-fashioned high clocks that had been hidden away in that dark corner of the attic many years. Not that we didn't know of its existence; every annual housecleaning it had been remarked upon; but last spring Tom said, "See here, Nell; don't you know these old clocks are all the rage?" "Yes, I know, but that old thing won't go." "How do you know that?" "I don't, only I should suppose if it hadn't been past its usefulness, Grandfather Bradley would not have bought a new one in its place."