The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
The manner in which Maitre Macaire soars from the cent écus (a high
point already) to the sublime of the boots, is in the best comic style.
In another instance he pleads before a judge, and, mistaking his
client, pleads for defendant, instead of plaintiff. “The infamy of the
plaintiff’s character, my LUDS, renders his testimony on such a charge
as this wholly unavailing.” “M. Macaire, M. Macaire,” cries the
attorney, in a fright, “you are for the plaintiff!” “This, my lords, is
what the defendant WILL SAY. This is the line of defence which the
opposite party intend to pursue; as if slanders like these could weigh
with an enlightened jury, or injure the spotless reputation of my
client!” In this story and expedient M. Macaire has been indebted to
the English bar. If there be an occupation for the English satirist in
the exposing of the cant and knavery of the pretenders to religion,
what room is there for him to lash the infamies of the law! On this
point the French are babes in iniquity compared to us—a counsel
prostituting himself for money is a matter with us so stale, that it is
hardly food for satire: which, to be popular, must find some much more
complicated and interesting knavery whereon to exercise its skill.
M. Macaire is more skilful in love than in law, and appears once or
twice in a very amiable light while under the influence of the tender
passion. We find him at the head of one of those useful establishments
unknown in our country—a Bureau de Mariage: half a dozen of such places
are daily advertised in the journals: and “une veuve de trente ans
ayant une fortune de deux cent mille francs,” or “une demoiselle de
quinze aus, jolie, d’une famille très distinguée, qui possède trente
mille livres de rentes,”—continually, in this kind-hearted way, are
offering themselves to the public: sometimes it is a gentleman, with a
“physique agréable,—des talens de société”—and a place under
Government, who makes a sacrifice of himself in a similar manner. In
our little historical gallery we find this philanthropic
anti-Malthusian at the head of an establishment of this kind,
introducing a very meek, simple-looking bachelor to some distinguished
ladies of his connoissance. “Let me present you, sir, to Madame de St.
Bertrand” (it is our old friend), “veuve de la grande armée, et Mdlle
Eloa de Wormspire. Ces dames brûlent de l’envie de faire votre
connoissance. Je les ai invitées à dîner chez vous ce soir: vous nous
menerez à l’opéra, et nous ferons une petite partie d’écarté. Tenez
vous bien, M. Gobard! ces dames ont des projets sur vous!”
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