The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
It runs in the blood. Well hast thou said, O ragged Macaire,—“Le jour
va passer, MAIS LES BADAUDS NE PASSERONT PAS.”
LITTLE POINSINET.
About the year 1760, there lived, at Paris, a little fellow, who was
the darling of all the wags of his acquaintance. Nature seemed, in the
formation of this little man, to have amused herself, by giving loose
to half a hundred of her most comical caprices. He had some wit and
drollery of his own, which sometimes rendered his sallies very amusing;
but, where his friends laughed with him once, they laughed at him a
thousand times, for he had a fund of absurdity in himself that was more
pleasant than all the wit in the world. He was as proud as a peacock,
as wicked as an ape, and as silly as a goose. He did not possess one
single grain of common sense; but, in revenge, his pretensions were
enormous, his ignorance vast, and his credulity more extensive still.
From his youth upwards, he had read nothing but the new novels, and the
verses in the almanacs, which helped him not a little in making, what
he called, poetry of his own; for, of course, our little hero was a
poet. All the common usages of life, all the ways of the world, and all
the customs of society, seemed to be quite unknown to him; add to these
good qualities, a magnificent conceit, a cowardice inconceivable, and a
face so irresistibly comic, that every one who first beheld it was
compelled to burst out a-laughing, and you will have some notion of
this strange little gentleman. He was very proud of his voice, and
uttered all his sentences in the richest tragic tone. He was little
better than a dwarf; but he elevated his eyebrows, held up his neck,
walked on the tips of his toes, and gave himself the airs of a giant.
He had a little pair of bandy legs, which seemed much too short to
support anything like a human body; but, by the help of these crooked
supporters, he thought he could dance like a Grace; and, indeed,
fancied all the graces possible were to be found in his person. His
goggle eyes were always rolling about wildly, as if in correspondence
with the disorder of his little brain and his countenance thus wore an
expression of perpetual wonder. With such happy natural gifts, he not
only fell into all traps that were laid for him, but seemed almost to
go out of his way to seek them; although, to be sure, his friends did
not give him much trouble in that search, for they prepared hoaxes for
him incessantly.
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