The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
“Jealousy be hanged! I tell you he’s a thief; and the Baron’s a thief;
and, hang me, if I think his wife is any better. Eight-and-thirty
pounds he won of me before supper; and made me drunk, and sent me
home:—is THAT honorable? How can I afford to lose forty pounds? It’s
took me two years to save it up—if my old aunt gets wind of it, she’ll
cut me off with a shilling: hang me!”—and here Sam, in an agony, tore
his fair hair.
While bewailing his lot in this lamentable strain, his bell was rung,
which signal being answered by a surly “Come in,” a tall, very
fashionable gentleman, with a fur coat, and a fierce tuft to his chin,
entered the room. “Pogson my buck, how goes it?” said he, familiarly,
and gave a stare at me: I was making for my hat.
“Don’t go,” said Sam, rather eagerly; and I sat down again.
The Honorable Mr. Ringwood hummed and ha’d: and, at last, said he
wished to speak to Mr. Pogson on business, in private, if possible.
“There’s no secrets betwixt me and my friend,” cried Sam.
Mr. Ringwood paused a little:—“An awkward business that of last night,”
at length exclaimed he.
“I believe it WAS an awkward business,” said Sam, dryly.
“I really am very sorry for your losses.”
“Thank you: and so am I, I can tell you,” said Sam.
“You must mind, my good fellow, and not drink; for, when you drink, you
WILL play high: by Gad, you led US in, and not we you.”
“I dare say,” answered Sam, with something of peevishness; “losses is
losses: there’s no use talking about ’em when they’re over and paid.”
“And paid?” here wonderingly spoke Mr. Ringwood; “why, my dear fel—what
the deuce—has Florval been with you?”
“D—— Florval!” growled Sam, “I’ve never set eyes on his face since last
night; and never wish to see him again.”
“Come, come, enough of this talk; how do you intend to settle the bills
which you gave him last night?”
“Bills I what do you mean?”
“I mean, sir, these bills,” said the Honorable Tom, producing two out
of his pocket-book, and looking as stern as a lion. “‘I promise to pay,
on demand, to the Baron de Florval, the sum of four hundred pounds.
October 20, 1838.’ ‘Ten days after date I promise to pay the Baron de
et caetera et caetera, one hundred and ninety-eight pounds. Samuel
Pogson.’ You didn’t say what regiment you were in.”
“WHAT!” shouted poor Sam, as from a dream, starting up and looking
preternaturally pale and hideous.
“D—— it, sir, you don’t affect ignorance: you don’t pretend not to
remember that you signed these bills, for money lost in my rooms: money
LENT to you, by Madame de Florval, at your own request, and lost to her
husband? You don’t suppose, sir, that I shall be such an infernal idiot
as to believe you, or such a coward as to put up with a mean subterfuge
of this sort. Will you, or will you not, pay the money, sir?”
“I will not,” said Sam, stoutly; “it’s a d——d swin—”
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