The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh — John Shaqi
The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
“And his wife a black-haired woman, with a pretty foot and ankle; calls
herself Athenais; and is always talking about her trente-deux ans? Why,
sir, that woman was an actress on the Boulevard, when we were here in
’15. She’s no more his wife than I am. Delval’s name is Chicot. The
woman is always travelling between London and Paris: I saw she was
hooking you at Calais; she has hooked ten men, in the course of the
last two years, in this very way. She lent you money, didn’t she?”
“Yes.” “And she leans on your shoulder, and whispers, ‘Play half for
me,’ and somebody wins it, and the poor thing is as sorry as you are,
and her husband storms and rages, and insists on double stakes; and she
leans over your shoulder again, and tells every card in your hand to
your adversary, and that’s the way it’s done, Mr. Pogson.”
“I’ve been ’AD, I see I ’ave,” said Pogson, very humbly.
“Well, sir,” said the Major, “in consideration, not of you, sir—for,
give me leave to tell you, Mr. Pogson, that you are a pitiful little
scoundrel—in consideration for my Lord Cinqbars, sir, with whom, I am
proud to say, I am intimate,” (the Major dearly loved a lord, and was,
by his own showing, acquainted with half the peerage,) “I will aid you
in this affair. Your cursed vanity, sir, and want of principle, has set
you, in the first place, intriguing with other men’s wives; and if you
had been shot for your pains, a bullet would have only served you
right, sir. You must go about as an impostor, sir, in society; and you
pay richly for your swindling, sir, by being swindled yourself: but, as
I think your punishment has been already pretty severe, I shall do my
best, out of regard for my friend, Lord Cinqbars, to prevent the matter
going any farther; and I recommend you to leave Paris without delay.
Now let me wish you a good morning.”—Wherewith British made a majestic
bow, and began giving the last touch to his varnished boots.
We departed: poor Sam perfectly silent and chapfallen; and I meditating
on the wisdom of the half-pay philosopher, and wondering what means he
would employ to rescue Pogson from his fate.
What these means were I know not; but Mr. Ringwood did NOT make his
appearance at six; and, at eight, a letter arrived for “Mr. Pogson,
commercial traveller,” &c. &c. It was blank inside, but contained his
two bills. Mr. Ringwood left town, almost immediately, for Vienna; nor
did the Major explain the circumstances which caused his departure; but
he muttered something about “knew some of his old tricks,” “threatened
police, and made him disgorge directly.”
Mr. Ringwood is, as yet, young at his trade; and I have often thought
it was very green of him to give up the bills to the Major, who,
certainly, would never have pressed the matter before the police, out
of respect for his friend, Lord Cinqbars.
THE FÊTES OF JULY.
IN A LETTER TO THE EDITOR OF THE “BUNGAY BEACON.”
PARIS, July 30th, 1839.
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