The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
Jack’s talk was all about the regiment and the fine fellows in it: how
he had ridden a steeple-chase with Captain Boldero, and licked him at
the last hedge; and how he had very nearly fought a duel with Sir
George Grig, about dancing with Lady Mary Slamken at a ball. “I soon
made the baronet know what it was to deal with a man of the n—th,” said
Jack. “Dammee, sir, when I lugged out my barkers, and talked of
fighting across the mess-room table, Grig turned as pale as a sheet, or
as—”
“Or as you used to do, Attwood, when Swishtail hauled you up,” piped
out little Hicks, the foundation-boy.
It was beneath Jack’s dignity to thrash anybody, now, but a grown-up
baronet; so he let off little Hicks, and passed over the general titter
which was raised at his expense. However, he entertained us with his
histories about lords and ladies, and so-and-so “of ours,” until we
thought him one of the greatest men in his Majesty’s service, and until
the school-bell rung; when, with a heavy heart, we got our books
together, and marched in to be whacked by old Swishtail. I promise you
he revenged himself on us for Jack’s contempt of him. I got that day at
least twenty cuts to my share, which ought to have belonged to Cornet
Attwood, of the n—th dragoons.
When we came to think more coolly over our quondam schoolfellow’s
swaggering talk and manner, we were not quite so impressed by his
merits as at his first appearance among us. We recollected how he used,
in former times, to tell us great stories, which were so monstrously
improbable that the smallest boy in the school would scout them; how
often we caught him tripping in facts, and how unblushingly he admitted
his little errors in the score of veracity. He and I, though never
great friends, had been close companions: I was Jack’s form-fellow (we
fought with amazing emulation for the LAST place in the class); but
still I was rather hurt at the coolness of my old comrade, who had
forgotten all our former intimacy, in his steeple-chases with Captain
Boldero and his duel with Sir George Grig.
Nothing more was heard of Attwood for some years; a tailor one day came
down to C——, who had made clothes for Jack in his school-days, and
furnished him with regimentals: he produced a long bill for one hundred
and twenty pounds and upwards, and asked where news might be had of his
customer. Jack was in India, with his regiment, shooting tigers and
jackals, no doubt. Occasionally, from that distant country, some
magnificent rumor would reach us of his proceedings. Once I heard that
he had been called to a court-martial for unbecoming conduct; another
time, that he kept twenty horses, and won the gold plate at the
Calcutta races. Presently, however, as the recollections of the fifth
form wore away, Jack’s image disappeared likewise, and I ceased to ask
or think about my college chum.
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