The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
What took place during the rest of the evening had better be described
by Mr. Pogson himself, who has given us permission to publish his
letter:--
‘QUILLACQ’S HOTEL (_pronounced_ KILLYAX), CALAIS.
‘DEAR TIT,--I arrived at Cally, as they call it, this day, or,
rather, yesterday; for it is past midnight, as I sit thinking of a
wonderful adventure that has just befallen me. A woman, in course;
that’s always the case with _me_, you know: but oh, Tit! if you
_could_ but see her! Of the first family in France, the
Florval-Melvals, beautiful as an angel, and no more caring for
money than I do for split peas.
‘I’ll tell you how it all occurred. Everybody in France, you know,
dines at the ordinary--it’s quite distangy to do so. There was only
three of us to-day, however,--the Baroness, me, and a gent, who
never spoke a word; and we didn’t want him to, neither: do you mark
that?
‘You know my way with the women; champagne’s the thing; make ‘em
drink, make ‘em talk;--make ‘em talk, make ‘em do anything. So I
orders a bottle, as if for myself; and, “Ma’am,” says I, “will you
take a glass of Sham--just one?” Take it she did--for you know it’s
quite distangy here: everybody dines at the _table-d’hôte_, and
everybody accepts everybody’s wine. Bob Irons, who travels in
linen, on our circuit, told me that he had made some slap-up
acquaintances among the genteelest people at Paris, nothing but by
offering them Sham.
‘Well, my Baroness takes one glass, two glasses, three glasses--the
old fellow goes--we have a deal of chat (she took me for a military
man, she said: is it not singular that so many people should?), and
by ten o’clock we had grown so intimate, that I had from her her
whole history, knew where she came from, and where she was going.
Leave me alone with ‘em; I can find out any woman’s history in half
an hour.
‘And where do you think she _is_ going? to Paris, to be sure: she
has her seat in what they call the coopy (though you’re not near so
cooped in it as in our coaches. I’ve been to the office and seen
one of ‘em). She has her place in the coopy, and the coopy holds
_three_; so what does Sam Pogson do?--he goes and takes the other
two. Ain’t I up to a thing or two? Oh no, not the least; but I
shall have her to myself the whole of the way.
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