The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
Of course, such a humble fellow as I could not hope for a continued
acquaintance and intimacy with Attwood. He grew overbearing and cool, I
thought; at any rate I did not admire my situation as his follower and
dependant, and left his grand dinner for a certain ordinary where I
could partake of five capital dishes for ninepence. Occasionally,
however, Attwood favoured me with a visit, or gave me a drive behind his
great cab-horse. He had formed a whole host of friends besides. There
was Fips, the barrister, Heaven knows what he was doing at Paris; and
Gortz, the West Indian, who was there on the same business; and Flapper,
a medical student,--all these three I met one night at Flapper’s rooms,
where Jack was invited, and a great ‘spread’ was laid in honour of him.
Jack arrived rather late--he looked pale and agitated; and, though he
ate no supper, he drank raw brandy in such a manner as made Flapper’s
eyes wink: the poor fellow had but three bottles, and Jack bid fair to
swallow them all. However, the West Indian generously remedied the evil,
and, producing a napoleon, we speedily got the change for it in the
shape of four bottles of champagne.
Our supper was uproariously harmonious; Fips sang the ‘Good Old English
Gentleman;’ Jack, the ‘British Grenadiers;’ and your humble servant,
when called upon, sang that beautiful ditty, ‘When the Bloom is on the
Rye,’ in a manner that drew tears from every eye, except Flapper’s, who
was asleep, and Jack’s, who was singing the ‘Bay of Biscay, O,’ at the
same time. Gortz and Fips were all the time lunging at each other with a
pair of single-sticks, the barrister having a very strong notion that he
was Richard the Third.
At last Fips hit the West Indian such a blow across his sconce, that the
other grew furious; he seized a champagne-bottle, which was,
providentially, empty, and hurled it across the room at Fips; had that
celebrated barrister not bowed his head at the moment, the Queen’s Bench
would have lost one of its most eloquent practitioners.
Fips stood as straight as he could; his cheek was pale with wrath.
‘M-m-ister Go-gortz,’ he said, ‘I always heard you were a blackguard;
now I can pr-pr-peperove it. Flapper, your pistols! every ge-ge-genlmn
knows what I mean.’
Young Mr. Flapper had a small pair of pocket-pistols, which the tipsy
barrister had suddenly remembered, and with which he proposed to
sacrifice the West Indian. Gortz was nothing loth, but was quite as
valorous as the lawyer.
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