Attwood, who, in spite of his potations, seemed the soberest man of the party, had much enjoyed the scene, until this sudden demand for the weapons. ‘Pshaw!’ said he eagerly, ‘don’t give these men the means of murdering each other; sit down and let us have another song.’ But they would not be still; and Flapper forthwith produced his pistol-case, and opened it, in order that the duel might take place on the spot. There were no pistols there! ‘I beg your pardon,’ said Attwood, looking much confused; ‘I--I took the pistols home with me to clean them!’ I don’t know what there was in his tone, or in the words, but we were sobered all of a sudden. Attwood was conscious of the singular effect produced by him, for he blushed, and endeavoured to speak of other things, but we could not bring our spirits back to the mark again, and soon separated for the night. As we issued into the street, Jack took me aside and whispered, ‘Have you a napoleon, Titmarsh, in your purse?’ Alas! I was not so rich. My reply was, that I was coming to Jack, only in the morning, to borrow a similar sum. He did not make any reply, but turned away homeward: I never heard him speak another word. * * * * * Two mornings after (for none of our party met on the day succeeding the supper), I was awakened by my porter, who brought a pressing letter from Mr. Gortz:-- ‘DEAR T.--I wish you would come over here to breakfast. There’s a row about Attwood.--Yours truly, SOLOMON GORTZ.’ I immediately set forward to Gortz’s; he lived in the Rue du Heldes, a few doors from Attwood’s new lodging. If the reader is curious to know the house in which the catastrophe of this history took place, he has but to march some twenty doors down from the Boulevard des Italiens, when he will see a fine door, with a naked Cupid shooting at him from the hall, and a Venus beckoning him up the stairs. On arriving at the West Indian’s, at about midday (it was a Sunday morning), I found that gentleman in his dressing-gown, discussing, in the company of Mr. Fips, a large plate of _bifteck aux pommes_. ‘Here’s a pretty row!’ said Gortz, quoting from his letter;--‘Attwood’s off--have a bit of beefsteak?’ ‘What do you mean?’ exclaimed I, adopting the familiar phraseology of my acquaintances:--‘Attwood off?--has he cut his stick?’ ‘Not bad,’ said the feeling and elegant Fips--‘not such a bad guess, my boy; but he has not exactly _cut his stick_.’ ‘What then?’ ‘_Why, his throat._’ The man’s mouth was full of bleeding beef as he uttered this gentlemanly witticism.