Americans -- England -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Fiction
Momentarily reduced to the democracy of pedestrianism, they would lose
themselves in the surging mob of passers-by--shop-girls on their way to
a cinema; rural visitors shocked and thrilled with everything;
keen-faced, black-haired Jews speculating on life's profits;
sallow-faced, lustrous-eyed girls hungry for romance, imagining every
begowned woman to be an adventuress, and every man a Prince Charming;
here and there an Irish policeman, proving that his people can control
any country but their own. Of such threads is woven the pattern of New
York's theatre-hour on Broadway.
From sheer inability to stem the traffic, Selwyn stepped into a
doorway. On the opposite side of the street a theatrical sign
announced that 'Lulu' was 'the biggest, most stupendous, comedy of the
season.' He wondered what constituted largeness in a comedy. Surely
not the author's wit! Before he could formulate a solution of the
mystery, a great overhead sign suddenly ignited with the searching
question--
DO YOU CHEW SWORDSAFE'S GUM?
Hastily detaching his mind from the biggest, most stupendous, comedy of
the season, he stared at the interrogation of the gum company. It
suddenly disappeared, however, and then he saw that, like the goblins
who chased the small boy who was lost, the business interests of New
York had assumed a violent interest in his personal habits. What
underwear did he buy? Did he know that Hot-door's shaving-soap was
used by 76 per cent. of the entire manhood of America? There was only
one place humanly conceivable where lingerie could be purchased; to
prove it, the illuminated signboard promptly showed a lady in a costume
usually confined to boudoirs. To equalise the immodesty of the sexes,
a near male neighbour, at a height of two hundred odd feet, did an
electrified turn by putting on and taking off a pair of
trousers-suspenders.
DO YOU CHEW SWORDSAFE'S GUM?
That was the question. What importance could a mere war have in
comparison with that? Blinking in the glare, Selwyn left the doorway
and made for Madison Avenue, where Van Derwater's rooms were.
The clocks were just striking nine when he reached the number he
wanted, and a negro servant led him upstairs. As Selwyn entered Van
Derwater rose from his chair and greeted him with a restrained
courtliness that was gentlemanly to a degree, but had an instantly
chilling effect on the visitor. It was the room the owner used for
lounging or reading, and the only light was the shaded one on the table.
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