The Passing of the Idle RichMartin, Frederick Townsend
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The Passing of the Idle Rich
Martin, Frederick Townsend
Rich people -- United States; United States -- Social conditions -- 1865-1918; Wealth -- United States
An enthusiastic American happened to live in London at the time the
North Pole was discovered. For an indefinite period of time the North
Pole was seemingly discovered by two Americans. That controversy is
ended and dead, but the memory of the dinner given in London by the
proud American will live for many years. Thirty guests accepted
the invitations, and, upon entering the home of their host, found
themselves in a barren and icy waste. The prow of an ice-bound ship
protruded from one side of the wall. Pale electric lights flashed
coldly from a score of points. Icebergs towered above the dinner table,
surmounted by polar bears. In the centre of the room was a huge oval
table to represent a solid block of ice and thereon the brilliant feast
was served. The waiters moved about noiselessly in the costumes of
Eskimos, hooded in the skins of animals and clad in the white fur of
polar bears. The dinner was a tremendous success. It cost the American
ten thousand dollars and not one word of criticism was passed, except
by the suffering waiters in their heavy furs on a warm mid-summer day.
A wealthy mining man wagered upon the outcome of an election and
lost. He proceeded to pay his bet by giving a dinner in his stables.
Thirty-five guests appeared and prepared to enjoy themselves to the
fullest. The table was arranged in the shape of a horseshoe, and the
waiters were jockeys in silken jackets and long peak caps. During the
enthusiastic scenes that followed, the favourite horse of the host was
admitted to the banquet room from his near-by box stall and diverted
the guests by eating the flowers, with which the banquet table was
heavily laden, and by drinking champagne from the punch-bowl. Tiny
Shetland ponies trotted and pranced about the diners and the favourite
steed became mildly intoxicated from the champagne and was ridden about
the room by hilarious men. The entire dinner was the exact opposite of
monotony. It cost the loser of the bet twelve thousand dollars.
A famous ten thousand dollar dinner was given in the heart of the tired
old metropolis. The table was laid out as an oval and over its smooth
surface costly flowers were spread in deep layers. In the centre was a
lake of limpid water, suspended from the ceiling by gold wire network.
Four white swans swam about during the progress of the banquet. From
various rings in the ceiling hung golden cages containing rare song
birds that twittered incessantly and the guests ate fruit from the
branches of dwarf trees especially provided and at a cost that might
seem staggering to the commonplace man of little wealth.
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