England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Health resorts -- Fiction
_Four Knights of the Shire trying to look like Baronets and horridly
bruised by the palings in their attempts._
_Seventeen exquisite young gentlemen all exactly alike and only to be
distinguished by the various shapes and sizes of their patches._
_Major Constantine Tarry who had devoted the sleep of the preceding
night to the preservation of his pigtail's rigour and appeared very pale
beside his red coat in consequence._
_Justice Gregory Moon looking much the same as usual save for a sprig of
yew in his buttonhole._
_Mr. Charles Lovely and Mr. Anthony Clare arm in arm. The former wearing
a cherry-coloured velvet coat with waistcoat and breeches of
trout-coloured silk, the latter in uniform cucumber green. Both laughed
very loudly and cheerfully from time to time._
_Five elegant young gentlemen including a Lieutenant of his Majesty's
Navy, a Cornet of the Grey Dragoons and an Ensign of the Foot._
_Twenty-three old men suffering from various diseases._
_Thirty-eight old men all firmly convinced that they were suffering from
gout but all perfectly healthy in truth._
_Forty-five old men equally firmly convinced that they were suffering
from other and various diseases, and all equally healthy in truth._
_Mr. Oboe the Physician watchful of his patients' demeanour and quick to
confirm the slightest suspicion of ill-health._
_Mr. Francis Vernon in a tawny suit of figured Manchester velvet._
_Fifteen or sixteen gentlemen of various ages, sizes, ranks, costumes,
complexions, and states of health._
_Chapter V (resumed)_
Beau Ripple mounted the steps that, in diminishing semi-circles, reached
the entrance of the Civick Hall and, turning his head, froze into
silence with a cold stare of surprize the concluding Crescendo of _The
Girl I left Behind Me_, as if the half-drawn breaths of the musicians
were suddenly changed to icicles.
The good-natured band was not at all put out by Mr. Ripple's lack of
appreciation. His objection to panting was universally known, so the
band bore him no malice, but continued to pant.
As the musick stopped, Mr. Mayor began to walk up the steps also. No
doubt his ascent would have been as active as the Beau's if he had not
been hampered by the civick robes on which he trod at every alternate
step. Possibly the freezing disdain of Mr. Ripple had made the steps
more glacial than their wont. At any rate, the Mayor whenever he avoided
the hem of his robes, always slipped and stumbled, but he achieved the
summit at last and greeted the Beau with such fervour that he effected a
perceptible thaw.
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