Adventure stories; Brazil -- Fiction; Fantasy literature; Jungles -- Fiction
He extended an arm dotted with swollen red spots.
"Ants!" said McKay, after one glance. "Ants, not cooties. They're
everywhere. Especially under the floor. That's one reason why folks
sleep in hammocks down here. Even then they're likely to come down the
hammock cords and drive you out."
"Ants, hey? Never thought o' that. And I'd sooner spend another night
fightin' all the man-eatin' jaggers in the jungle than them bugs. It's
the little things that count, as the feller said when his wife give him
his fourteenth baby."
He downed the thick coffee brought by Thomaz, demanded another cup,
accepted cigarette and light from Knowlton, and sighed heavily.
"Who tried to hit you?" Knowlton persisted.
"Aw, I dunno. Two-three fellers took swipes at me with bottles and
things. Me and Joey went to a place where they's card games and so
on--only place in town where the village sports can git action. Joey
offers to buy, and does. Stuff tastes kind o' moldy to me, so I asks
have they got any American beer. They have. It's bottled and warm, but
it's beer and tastes like home. It goes down so slick I buy another
round, and then one more, lettin' in a thirsty-lookin' stranger on the
third round. That makes seven bottles altogether. Then I think mebbe I
better pay up now before I lose track. Looey, guess what them seven
bottles o' suds come to in American money."
"M-m-m! Well, say about three and a half or four dollars."
"That's what I figgered," mourned Tim. "But them highbinders want
thirty-two dollars and twenty cents, American gold."
"What!"
"Sad but true. Seems the stuff sells here for four bucks and sixty cents
a bottle. Thinkin' I'm gittin' rooked because I'm a tenderfoot, I raise
a row to oncet and start to climb the guy. Other folks mix in and things
git lively right off. But after I've dropped a couple o' fellers Joey
winds himself round me and begs me not to make him arrest me, and also
tells me I'm all wrong--that's the regular price. So o'course that makes
me out a cheap skate unless I come acrost, and I do the right thing."
"Lucky you had the money on you," said McKay, eying him a bit oddly.
"I didn't," chuckled Tim. "All the dough I had was one pore lonesome
ten-spot--the one I got from ye yesterday, Cap. But I don't tell 'em
that. I jest wave my hand like thirty-two plunks wasn't nothin' in my
young life, and start to work meself out o' the hole. After the two guys
on the floor are brought back to their senses I order up drinks for all
hands and git popular again. Then I git out the bones."
"Oh! I see!" McKay laughed silently.
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