The Peddler Spy; or, Dutchmen and Yankees. A Tale of the Capture of Good HopeHamilton, W. J.
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The Peddler Spy; or, Dutchmen and Yankees. A Tale of the Capture of Good Hope
Hamilton, W. J.
Adventure stories; Dime novels; Historical fiction; United States -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775 -- Fiction
In person, the two Dutchmen were at variance. Swedlepipe was short and
stout; Ten Eyck was tall and lank. Swedlepipe’s hair was black; Ten
Eyck’s was yellow, nearly approaching to red. Swedlepipe’s voice was
pitched in a high treble; Ten Eyck had a deep, resounding bass. In an
encounter with cudgels, the battle would have been to the strong, in
the person of Swedlepipe. The acute Ten Eyck knew this right well, and
likewise knew that he had the advantage in the use of harsh words and
taunts. He had been especially hard upon poor Paul in the matter of the
horse-trade.
The steed which Ten Eyck himself bestrode would not have been selected
as an object of admiration upon Broadway or Rotten Row. In spite of the
food which his master crammed into him, he would _not_ grow fat. His
bones protruded in a highly objectionable manner. His head was nearly
double the size of that of any ordinary horse, and his neck being very
long, he found it extremely difficult to hold it up. In consequence, a
line drawn from the ears to the tail would have touched the back at every
point. Boston hailed the appearance of this remarkable beast with a yell
of delight.
“Oh, Lord! What a hoss—what a hoss!”
Swedlepipe joined at once in the cry.
“Whose hoss you laughing at, you Yankee? Dat hoss you sell to Swedlepipe
a _little_ worse, I guess.”
“I calculate you are wrong there, Mister Longshanks. Why, I know that
hoss you are riding. He is forty years old. Some say that he was brought
over in the Mayflower; some say not. A man like you oughtn’t to ride such
a horse. Look at Mynheer Swedlepipe, and see what a hoss _he_ rides! I
s’pose you have heard how I sold the other one to him. That was all a
mistake, and I have made it all right. Haven’t I, Mynheer Swedlepipe?”
“Yaw;” said Paul. “Dat ish goot now; dat vash bad hoss, dis ish goot von.”
Ten Eyck looked at the prancing pony with infinite disgust. Such was the
nature of the two men, that one could not bear to have the other possess
any thing which he could not get. Every prance of the Narragansett,
every shake of his long tail, went to the tall man’s very heart. As for
Swedlepipe, his face fairly beamed with exultation, and he stuttered in
his joy, when he attempted to speak.
“The fact is, Mynheer Ten Eyck,” said Boston, “you don’t know who to buy
a horse of, and you get cheated. Now I will tell you, in confidence, that
there are several men in Windsor who would not hesitate to cheat you,
upon any occasion. But, I have a character to lose; I must deal in a good
article. If I sell you bad goods or a bad hoss, you will not buy of me
again. Do you see?”
Ten Eyck saw.
“Very good, then. If you had bought a horse from me, it would have been a
good one, if you paid me a _good price_. Of course you wouldn’t expect a
very good horse for a very poor price. That’s plain enough, is it not?”
“You got long tongue, Boston,” said Ten Eyck. “Have you got a hoss to
sell?”
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