The Peddler Spy; or, Dutchmen and Yankees. A Tale of the Capture of Good Hope — John Shaqi
The Peddler Spy; or, Dutchmen and Yankees. A Tale of the Capture of Good HopeHamilton, W. J.
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The Peddler Spy; or, Dutchmen and Yankees. A Tale of the Capture of Good Hope
Hamilton, W. J.
Adventure stories; Dime novels; Historical fiction; United States -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775 -- Fiction
Boston came into Good Hope on a bright morning in the early part of
the month of June. His pack had been replenished in Hartford, and he
hoped to diminish its contents among the Dutch. He was a middle-sized,
active-looking man, about forty years of age, clad in a suit of gray
homespun. His pack was, as usual strapped upon his back, while he led a
forlorn-looking Narragansett pony, which paced slowly along behind its
master, like a captive led to the stake. Boston had some misgivings that
certain things sold to these people must have come to grief since his
last visit. But this was not by any means the first time he had been
tackled by them for selling bad wares, and he never was at a loss for an
answer.
The families of the Dutch had built up a little village about the fort,
and he entered boldly. The first man he met was an unmistakable Teuton,
with a broad, bulky figure, built after the manner of Wouter Von Twiller,
then Governor of New Netherlands. This individual at once rushed upon the
Yankee, exhibiting the blade of a knife, severed from the handle.
“Ah-ha, Yankee! You see dat, eh? You sell dat knife to me; you sheat me
mit dat knife.”
“You git eout,” replied the Yankee. “I never sold you _that_ knife!”
“Yaw! Dat ish von lie; dat ish von _pig_ lie! You vas sell dat knife mit
me.”
Boston lowered the pack from his shoulder and took the despised blade in
his hand.
“Now then, Dutchy, what’s the matter with this knife, I should like to
know?”
“Donner unt blitzen! Das ish von big sheat knife. Goot for nix. Das knife
not coot preat, py Shoseph!”
“How did you break it?” asked the peddler, fitting the pieces of the
knife together and taking a wire from his pocket. “This is a good knife,
I reckon. You broke the rivet. Now look at me, and see how far we are in
advance of you in the arts and sciences. I tell you, Hans Drinker, you
don’t know any thing about these matters—blamed if you do.”
As he spoke, he took out a pair of pincers, riveted the blade in, pounded
it, and held up the knife for inspection.
“Look at that, neow, Hans Drinker. Any one but a Dutchman would have done
that long ago, instead of waiting for a poor fellow who sold you the
knife at a _sacrifice_.”
“Vat ish dat, eh? I no care for dat? I says de knife vill not cut preat,”
cried Hans.
“See here—where have you had this knife? You put it in hot water, I know.
Tell the truth and shame the adversary—didn’t you, now?”
“Vell, I did; but dat no hurt.”
“All you know. Of _course_ it hurts! What do you expect a knife to be
that you can buy for a shilling, English money? It took the temper out of
it, I allow.”
“Vat ish demper?”
“Never you mind. That knife is spoiled, and I know how. I wouldn’t give
an English penny for it to-day. For why? A Dutchman don’t know how to use
a knife. Consequence—he spoils it.”
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