The penultimate trumpEttinger, R. C. W. (Robert C. W.)
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The penultimate trump
Ettinger, R. C. W. (Robert C. W.)
Cryonics -- Fiction; Rich people -- Fiction; Science fiction
He turned from his contemplation when he heard the door open. There was
that woman, smiling and inquiring how he'd slept. He'd soon straighten
her out.
"Dr. Lorraine," he said grimly, "why was I locked in?"
The smile faded just a little. "Three days observation, remember?"
H.D. was patient. "Look," he said carefully, "I don't think you quite
understand. I'm H.D. Haworth. From the little you've said I gather
there's been no Bolshevik revolution, common sense be praised, so the
Haworth Trust must be worth hundreds of millions. You still use money,
don't you?"
She nodded slowly.
"And I have millions hidden away where no one can ever find them but
myself--don't think I came an empty-handed beggar, even if something
happened to the Trust funds. Millions, I tell you--gold and jewels,
rare old books and art, everything of value.
"And besides that I'm the oldest sleeper--what's the matter with you
people?" he demanded fretfully: "Don't you know what news is? Why am I
met by one insignificant woman doctor?"
Dr. Lorraine did not seem put out by the upbraiding and this in itself
was subtly exasperating. It was her attitude, her air, in which
he sensed--sympathy, yes, and a sort of embarrassment. He did not
understand it but it was absolutely offensive!
"Well," H.D. snarled, beside himself, "confound it, woman, say
something!"
"Three days observation," said Dr. Lorraine, almost stupidly. Then she
visibly readjusted the mantle of her professional cheerfulness and
spoke briskly.
"It won't be so bad. I'll be making tests every day and that will pass
the time and you can play the 'visor." She went over to his bedside
table and pulled out the drawer holding the instrument.
"I hate radios," H.D. said sullenly. "I'd like to jam every one down
Marconi's throat, first breaking the tubes. Confounded trashy programs,
changing every five minutes!"
"Is that how they were? How awful for you! See, you just dial, like
this, and one station has nothing but dance music, another nothing but
Jimmurian dissonances. See? Anything you like.
"And if you first dial "0" you can then dial for any number or any
entire program that's ever been recorded. Here's the index. Too bad we
don't have one in English."
H.D. yielded a snicker. "Where's the screen?" he asked, slightly
mollified.
"Oh. I did say 'visor,' didn't I? Well, you see, this is a modified
visor. No visual, no talking programs, just music. It's too bad, in
a way, but we had to have you here for some of the tests. This is a
neuro-psychiatric ward, you see. Yes, soft walls and all. It can be
stripped down for violents."
H.D. showed signs of becoming that way himself and the doctor smilingly
stepped to the door and opened it.
"See you tomorrow."
"_Wait!_" H.D. roared. "What happens then? What--"
"Three days observation." She nodded, and the door was closing. He
reached it in a bound but the lock clicked first.
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