The Peterkin PapersHale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
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The Peterkin Papers
Hale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
Family life -- Juvenile fiction; Humorous stories
They looked at one another. Agamemnon looked at Elizabeth Eliza, and
Solomon John looked at the little boys. "Why didn't we think of that?"
said they, and ran home to tell their mother.
WHY THE PETERKINS HAD A LATE DINNER.
The trouble was in the dumb-waiter. All had seated themselves at the
dinner-table, and Amanda had gone to take out the dinner she had sent
up from the kitchen on the dumb-waiter. But something was the matter;
she could not pull it up. There was the dinner, but she could not
reach it. All the family, in turn, went and tried; all pulled together
in vain; the dinner could not be stirred.
"No dinner!" exclaimed Agamemnon.
"I am quite hungry," said Solomon John.
At last Mr. Peterkin said, "I am not proud. I am willing to dine in
the kitchen."
This room was below the dining-room. All consented to this. Each one
went down, taking a napkin.
The cook laid the kitchen table, put on it her best table-cloth, and
the family sat down. Amanda went to the dumb-waiter for the dinner,
but she could not move it down.
The family were all in dismay. There was the dinner, half-way between
the kitchen and dining-room, and there were they all hungry to eat it!
"What is there for dinner?" asked Mr. Peterkin.
[Illustration]
"Roast turkey," said Mrs. Peterkin.
Mr. Peterkin lifted his eyes to the ceiling.
"Squash, tomato, potato, and sweet potato," Mrs. Peterkin continued.
"Sweet potato!" exclaimed both the little boys.
"I am very glad now that I did not have cranberry," said Mrs.
Peterkin, anxious to find a bright point.
"Let us sit down and think about it," said Mr. Peterkin.
"I have an idea," said Agamemnon, after a while.
"Let us hear it," said Mr. Peterkin. "Let each one speak his mind."
"The turkey," said Agamemnon, "must be just above the kitchen door. If
I had a ladder and an axe, I could cut away the plastering and reach
it."
"That is a great idea," said Mrs. Peterkin.
"If you think you could do it," said Mr. Peterkin.
"Would it not be better to have a carpenter?" asked Elizabeth Eliza.
"A carpenter might have a ladder and an axe, and I think we have
neither," said Mrs. Peterkin.
"A carpenter! A carpenter!" exclaimed the rest.
It was decided that Mr. Peterkin, Solomon John, and the little boys
should go in search of a carpenter.
Agamemnon proposed that, meanwhile, he should go and borrow a book,
for he had another idea.
"This affair of the turkey," he said, "reminds me of those buried
cities that have been dug out,--Herculaneum, for instance."
"Oh, yes," interrupted Elizabeth Eliza, "and Pompeii."
[Illustration]
"Yes," said Agamemnon. "They found there pots and kettles. Now, I
should like to know how they did it; and I mean to borrow a book and
read. I think it was done with a pickaxe."
So the party set out. But when Mr. Peterkin reached the carpenter's
shop there was no carpenter to be found there.
"He must be at his house, eating his dinner," suggested Solomon John.
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