The Peterkin PapersHale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
General
The Peterkin Papers
Hale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
Family life -- Juvenile fiction; Humorous stories
It was a great moment when the lady from Philadelphia arrived with her
daughters. Mr. Peterkin was talking to Mr. Bromwick, who was a little
deaf. The Gibbons boys retreated a little farther behind the parlor
door. Mrs. Peterkin hastened forward to shake hands with the lady from
Philadelphia, saying:--
"Four Gibbons girls and Mary Osborne's aunt,--that makes nineteen; and
now"--
It made no difference what she said; for there was such a murmuring of
talk that any words suited. And the lady from Philadelphia wanted to
be introduced to the Bromwicks.
It was delightful for the little boys. They came to Elizabeth Eliza,
and asked:--
"Can't we go and ask more? Can't we fetch the Larkins?"
"Oh, dear, no!" answered Elizabeth Eliza. "I can't even count them."
Mrs. Peterkin found time to meet Elizabeth Eliza in the side entry, to
ask if there were going to be cups enough.
"I have set Agamemnon in the front entry to count,"' said Elizabeth
Eliza, putting her hand to her head.
The little boys came to say that the Maberlys were coming.
"The Maberlys!" exclaimed Elizabeth Eliza. "I never asked them."
"It is your father's doing," cried Mrs. Peterkin. "I do believe he
asked everybody he saw!" And she hurried back to her guests.
"What if father really has asked everybody?" Elizabeth Eliza said to
herself, pressing her head again with her hand.
There were the cow and the pig. But if they all took tea or coffee, or
both, the cups could _not_ go round.
Agamemnon returned in the midst of her agony.
[Illustration: MRS. PETERKIN'S TEA-PARTY.--Page 76.]
He had not been able to count the guests, they moved about so, they
talked so; and it would not look well to appear to count.
"What shall we do?" exclaimed Elizabeth Eliza.
"We are not a family for an emergency," said Agamemnon.
"What do you suppose they did in Philadelphia at the Exhibition, when
there were more people than cups and saucers?" asked Elizabeth Eliza.
"Could not you go and inquire? I know the lady from Philadelphia is
talking about the Exhibition, and telling how she stayed at home to
receive friends. And they must have had trouble there! Could not you
go in and ask, just as if you wanted to know?"
Agamemnon looked into the room, but there were too many talking with
the lady from Philadelphia.
"If we could only look into some book," he said,--"the encyclopaedia or
the dictionary; they are such a help sometimes!"
At this moment he thought of his "Great Triumphs of Great Men," that
he was reading just now. He had not reached the lives of the
Stephensons, or any of the men of modern times. He might skip over to
them,--he knew they were men for emergencies.
He ran up to his room, and met Solomon John coming down with chairs.
"That is a good thought," said Agamemnon. "I will bring down more
upstairs chairs."
"No," said Solomon John, "here are all that can come down; the rest
of the bedroom chairs match bureaus, and they never will do!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account