The Peterkin PapersHale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
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The Peterkin Papers
Hale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
Family life -- Juvenile fiction; Humorous stories
Mrs. Peterkin thought the house was on fire, and so did some of the
guests. There was great rushing hither and thither. Some thought they
would better go home; some thought they would better stay. Mrs.
Peterkin hastened into the house to save herself, or see what she
could save. Elizabeth Eliza followed her, first proceeding to collect
all the pokers and tongs she could find, because they could be thrown
out of the window without breaking. She had read of people who had
flung looking-glasses out of the window by mistake, in the excitement
of the house being on fire, and had carried the pokers and tongs
carefully into the garden. There was nothing like being prepared. She
had always determined to do the reverse. So with calmness she told
Solomon John to take down the looking-glasses. But she met with a
difficulty,--there were no pokers and tongs, as they did not use them.
They had no open fires; Mrs. Peterkin had been afraid of them. So
Elizabeth Eliza took all the pots and kettles up to the upper windows,
ready to be thrown out.
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But where was Mrs. Peterkin? Solomon John found she had fled to the
attic in terror. He persuaded her to come down, assuring her it was
the most unsafe place; but she insisted upon stopping to collect some
bags of old pieces, that nobody would think of saving from the general
wreck, she said, unless she did. Alas! this was the result of
fireworks on Fourth of July! As they came downstairs they heard the
voices of all the company declaring there was no fire; the danger was
past. It was long before Mrs. Peterkin could believe it. They told her
the fire company was only out for show, and to celebrate the Fourth of
July. She thought it already too much celebrated.
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Elizabeth Eliza's kettles and pans had come down through the windows
with a crash, that had only added to the festivities, the little boys
thought.
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Mr. Peterkin had been roaming about all this time in search of a copy
of the Declaration of Independence. The public library was shut, and
he had to go from house to house; but now, as the sunset bells and
cannon began, he returned with a copy, and read it, to the pealing of
the bells and sounding of the cannon. Torpedoes and crackers were
fired at every pause. Some sweet-marjoram pots, tin cans filled with
crackers which were lighted, went off with great explosions.
At the most exciting moment, near the close of the reading, Agamemnon,
with an expression of terror, pulled Solomon John aside.
"I have suddenly remembered where I read about the 'fulminating paste'
we made. It was in the preface to 'Woodstock,' and I have been round
to borrow the book, to read the directions over again, because I was
afraid about the 'paste' going off. READ THIS QUICKLY! and tell me,
_Where is the fulminating paste?_"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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