The Peterkin papersHale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
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The Peterkin papers
Hale, Lucretia P. (Lucretia Peabody)
Family life -- Juvenile fiction; Humorous stories
Solomon John was busy winding some covers of paper over a little parcel.
It contained chlorate of potash and sulphur mixed. A friend had told him
of the composition. The more thicknesses of paper you put round it the
louder it would go off. You must pound it with a hammer. Solomon John
felt it must be perfectly safe, as his mother had taken potash for a
medicine.
He still held the parcel as he read from Agamemnon’s book: “This paste,
when it has lain together about twenty-six hours, will of itself take
fire, and burn all the sulphur away with a blue flame and a bad smell.”
“Where is the paste?” repeated Solomon John, in terror.
“We made it just twenty-six hours ago,” said Agamemnon.
“We put it on the piazza,” exclaimed Solomon John, rapidly recalling the
facts, “and it is in front of our mother’s feet!”
He hastened to snatch the paste away before it should take fire,
flinging aside the packet in his hurry. Agamemnon, jumping upon the
piazza at the same moment, trod upon the paper parcel, which exploded at
once with the shock, and he fell to the ground, while at the same moment
the paste “fulminated” into a blue flame directly in front of Mrs.
Peterkin!
It was a moment of great confusion. There were cries and screams. The
bells were still ringing, the cannon firing, and Mr. Peterkin had just
reached the closing words: “Our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred
honor.”
“We are all blown up, as I feared we should be,” Mrs. Peterkin at
length ventured to say, finding herself in a lilac-bush by the side of
the piazza. She scarcely dared to open her eyes to see the scattered
limbs about her.
It was so with all. Even Ann Maria Bromwick clutched a pillar of the
piazza, with closed eyes.
At length Mr. Peterkin said, calmly, “Is anybody killed?”
There was no reply. Nobody could tell whether it was because everybody
was killed, or because they were too wounded to answer. It was a great
while before Mrs. Peterkin ventured to move.
But the little boys soon shouted with joy, and cheered the success of
Solomon John’s fireworks, and hoped he had some more. One of them had
his face blackened by an unexpected cracker, and Elizabeth Eliza’s
muslin dress was burned here and there. But no one was hurt; no one had
lost any limbs, though Mrs. Peterkin was sure she had seen some flying
in the air. Nobody could understand how, as she had kept her eyes firmly
shut.
No greater accident had occurred than the singeing of the tip of Solomon
John’s nose. But there was an unpleasant and terrible odor from the
“fulminating paste.”
Mrs. Peterkin was extricated from the lilac-bush. No one knew how she
got there.
Indeed, the thundering noise had stunned everybody. It had roused the
neighborhood even more than before. Answering explosions came on every
side, and, though the sunset light had not faded away, the little boys
hastened to send off rockets under cover of the confusion. Solomon
John’s other fireworks would not go. But all felt he had done enough.
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