The Philistine: a periodical of protest (Vol. III, No. 2, July 1896)Various
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The Philistine: a periodical of protest (Vol. III, No. 2, July 1896)
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The latter, who had been a cent short in his cash the night before,
gruffly replied that it would probably be June 1st. But, before the day
was over, he, too, was forced to realize the heat and to speak of it.
So, when his face began to assume the appearance of a greasy plank under
a hydrant, he concluded that it might not be so great a compromise to
his dignity for him to agree with his junior, and his looks showed him
to be rapidly thawing. They managed to survive that day and the next and
several others that followed. In the meantime the thermometer seemed
bent, in fact, warped, upon beating all previous records, and the two
sufferers watched the mercury climb, until it seemed to be trying to
reach its Olympian namesake. The thought that the worst was to come
served to increase their distress. It always does.
Finally, the Old Book-keeper, who occupied a sort of oldest inhabitant
position in the neighborhood, although he had always worked for a living,
threw up the sponge and reluctantly admitted that, for so early in the
season, it really beat all the weather he ever saw. The new assistant
sympathized with the old man in his defeat, and went so far in his
efforts to cheer him, as across the street to buy the beer, without first
proposing to match for it.
So affairs went on, nothing worthy of note transpiring, except, of
course, the two now becoming warm friends. Every morning and again after
lunch they would enter the office, take off their coats and everything
else that Mr. Comstock might not object to, and drearily settle down
to their work, always wondering if they would be able to stand it
when summer really came. By this time, they had ceased to consult the
thermometer, and the calendar was forgotten. Several pages that should
have been torn from the latter remained there still: not enough air was
stirring to move them. At last, one afternoon just as the new assistant
had succeeded in opening his attenuated countenance wide enough to say,
as usual—“I wonder what it will be when summer really”—the door was
suddenly darkened by a portly form enveloped in a heavy overcoat and a
confident manner that unmistakably stamped their wearer as the Boss, and
a hearty voice exclaimed—“Well, this bracing weather is delightful after
a hot summer on the Riviera!” The Old Book-keeper and the new assistant
staggered to the door and looked out. The snow was falling thick and fast.
ESTES BAKER.
Knoxville, Tenn.
A VENTURE IN MANUSCRIPT.
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