The Philistine : $b a periodical for peculiar persons (Vol. III, No. 1, June 1896)Various
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The Philistine : $b a periodical for peculiar persons (Vol. III, No. 1, June 1896)
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American literature -- Periodicals; American periodicals; Society of the Philistines (East Aurora, N.Y.) -- Periodicals
“As it were.”
“So to speak.”
“Red letter day.”
“Seldom if ever.”
“Macedonian cry.”
“All along the line.”
“Signs of the times.”
“Peace to his ashes.”
“The blush of shame.”
“The deadly upas tree.”
“We are pained to learn.”
“The devouring element.”
“Will not soon be forgotten.”
“Our loss is his eternal gain.”
“None knew him but to love.”
“They are left to mourn his loss.”
“The right man in the right place.”
“If I may be allowed the expression.”
* * * * *
To recognize the accidentally impolitic from the essentially wrong is a
step always first taken by a Philistine. The Chosen People damn him for
his pains, after which they adopt his view and swear on their beards that
they always held it.
* * * * *
Who are the bores? Oh, you make me weary—the others, the others, the
others!
* * * * *
Mr. Wallace, of Chicago, publisher of _Wallace’s Stud-Book_, disputes the
statement that the Windy City is losing her literary prestige.
* * * * *
Clangingharp says the sanest sentiment ever expressed by any of the
Vanderbilt family was when the Commodore remarked, “The Public be damned!”
* * * * *
“Be not righteous overmuch,” said the Preacher. Of course such advice to
the average mortal is quite needless—the matter may safely be left in
his hands. Still, good things can be overdone: industry for instance.
There is a sort of pismire activity that makes for bankruptcy. I once
knew a man who used to get up at four o’clock in the morning to hammer
and saw (those very early risers always hammer and saw), yet I believe
the administrator found hardly enough to pay forty cents on the dollar.
The reason was that the man pounded too much early in the morning and not
enough in the middle of the day; and the sleek-headed men who sleep o’
nights overmatched his petty busyness and got the trade.
* * * * *
Nothing is so pleasant as to air our worldly wisdom in epigramatic
nuggets. To sit quiet and listen to another do it—well that is another
matter!
* * * * *
It is called _A School for Saints_, and the perpetrator is John Oliver
Hobbes. I have sent my name to Mrs. Cragie, entering as a Freshman.
Little Journeys
SERIES FOR 1896
Little Journeys to the Homes of American Authors.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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