The Philistine : $b a periodical for peculiar persons (Vol. III, No. 1, June 1896) — John Shaqi
The Philistine : $b a periodical for peculiar persons (Vol. III, No. 1, June 1896)Various
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The Philistine : $b a periodical for peculiar persons (Vol. III, No. 1, June 1896)
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American literature -- Periodicals; American periodicals; Society of the Philistines (East Aurora, N.Y.) -- Periodicals
What you call a Discerning Person has told me that THE PHILISTINE is
read by all the really thoughtful people in America. This surely is not
a large class, as I hear you print only twenty thousand copies a month.
Now I do not exactly admire your brown paper cover, but I do like your
wholesome spirit, and although you have a touch of Yankee flippancy,
yet I will help you all I can in clearing the ground, that we may sow a
crop worth harvesting. And before I begin my little preachment let me
say I like the word Roycroft. “Roy” means king, and “croft” means a home
or rest—hence Roycroft means the King’s Rest. But best of all Master
Roycroft was really the first man in England to do artistic printing.
I am also told that the wives of the rich men in the States are the most
ignorant among your women; the reason being that it takes all their time
to look after their households; and none of your servants staying in
one place longer than three weeks, that your Woman’s Clubs are given up
to discussing the servant girl problem. That is, each woman relates her
woes to ease her nerves and fight off hysteria till a more convenient
season. And this class of care-laden people is largely increasing with
you, and yet you continue to sing _Yankee Doodle_ and talk large about
twisting the tail of an honest lion. Very well, I pardon you, knowing how
childishly ignorant you are, and if I now say some things that I have
said before you will pardon me.
Observe the two opposite kinds of labor. The first, just mentioned by
me, lavishly supported by Capital, and producing Nothing. The second,
tramping from place to place, asking for bread, and you giving it a stone
pile—and thirty days.
Observe further. These two kinds of labor, producing no useful result,
are demoralizing. All such labor is.
And the first condition of education, the thing General Coxey and all
of his cohorts are crying out for, is being put to wholesome and useful
work. And it is nearly the last condition of it, too; you need very
little more; but, as things go, there will yet be difficulty in getting
that. As things have hitherto gone, the difficulty has been to get the
reverse of that.
During the last eight hundred years, the upper classes of Europe have
been one large Picnic Party. Most of them have been religious also; and
in sitting down, by companies, upon the green grass, in parks, gardens,
and the like, have considered themselves commanded into that position
by Divine authority, and fed with bread from Heaven: of which they
considered it proper to bestow the fragments in support, and the tithes
in tuition, of the poor.
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